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« on: May 29, 1999, 11:27:49 PM »

This is the best movie I've ever seen, I mean, sure, Citizen Kane had its moments and all, but this... Christ, what about when that lady says "I have to get something of my chest..." and then she takes off her little strappy thing? I mean, brilliant writing like that doesn't come along like that every day. For all you naysayers out there who say "Day of the Warrior, what a crock of s**t! Well it's just an excuse to see 'Asian'(Yeah, sure) Elvis Impersonators and impossibly voluptuous vixens brandishing heavy weaponry, I'm not watching this, Wah wah, I'm a big baaaaaby, where's my bottle?"

WELL WAKE UP SON! IT'S 1999 and BIG s**t is going down! Think about it, man, Day of the Warrior (or as we insiders call it DOTW)is a metaphor for OUR SOCIETY, those girls with the huge breasts? And that Indian dude? THE CHINESE ELVIS GUY?! Do I have to draw you an everfreggin picture? Christ, you people are never going to survive the big nuclear war on July 5th.

God I love you people.
« Reply #1 on: July 29, 1999, 03:43:53 PM »

That July 5th nuclear war was terrible!!!!
« Reply #2 on: November 15, 1999, 04:02:52 PM »

You may want to note that the Warrior is played by
professional wrestler Buff Bagwell of WCW.

Jim O'Keef
Paul H.
« Reply #3 on: February 01, 2000, 02:43:28 PM »

This is one of those movies that you thought would be better before you watched it.  Thought it was terrible while you were watching it.  But as soon as it was over you find yourself happy that you watched it and somehow feel that it was better then it had any right to be.  Then you start to scare yourself by thinking that, that might have been the actually effect that they were going for and it was that bad itentionally and if they wanted to the movie could have made some sense.  Then you have to do something else to get these evil thoughts out of your mind.  (sorry about the run-on but it seemed to fit the movie)

All and all.  Wow that was bad.  But I like it. (2 green globs)

("Convicit 762" and "Beach babes 2: cave girl island"  Have the same effect.
« Reply #4 on: November 25, 2006, 04:09:49 PM »

I can't believe I actually watched this movie.
I can't believe someone actually made this movie.
I can't believe I ACTUALLY watched this movie.
Oh, who am I kidding? It was the tits that made me do it ...
Steve Bentley
« Reply #5 on: May 11, 2001, 02:31:07 AM »

This was made by Andy Sidaris (God love him!) and is pretty typical of his work.  Beautiful women and their bountiful jumblies in seriously bizarre action and nice locations.  Check out Savage Beach for more fun in the sun with beautiful women.  Did I mention there are beautiful women in all his movies?
« Reply #6 on: June 22, 2001, 01:42:16 PM »

larry green
« Reply #7 on: July 12, 2002, 10:50:32 AM »

my favorite moment is when the two male spies(like their names matter) are sitting in the car talking and somehow the two assassins sent to kill them sneak up on them while driving a BULLDOZER!!  how is it possible to NOT hear a bulldozer coming?
« Reply #8 on: November 25, 2006, 04:10:12 PM »

Going through channels last night, I came across this little gem. I thought for a minute I had come across soft porn. Those breasts were SCARY big. The big blonde (Kim, I think), was the only actress I recognized. She had a part on "JAG" as a pilot whose hobby was - that's right - weight lifting. I think I would have enjoyed the movie if I had turned off the sound. The dialogue was only slightly less moronic than the acting. I'm glad I didn't pay to see this stinker, big boobs or not. Best part of the movie: Chinese Elvis gets hit with the big rack. Laughed my butt off at that.
« Reply #9 on: June 18, 2009, 12:00:00 AM »

Look at the indian chief guy isnt this stereotyping those indians again or maybe he is one of the VILLAGE PEOPLE
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« Reply #10 on: September 03, 2012, 03:26:53 PM »

Andy Sidaris films. Gotta love'em! Bad actors badly delivering bad dialogue in cheesy film "plots". So many explosions and bullets flying that the A Team look like amatures. And the women look like they stuffed cantalopes in their shirts....when they have their shirts on!!! What's not to like?
So..if ya' want  the collection of these films at a reasonable price (instead of $150-$200) check out Amazon (NO, I do not work for Amazon. But I should be able to claim them as a dependant on my taxes). They offer a set called "Girls, Guns and G-Strings". 12 Sidaris films on 3 double sided discs. Price? $5.99. These films are worth at least 50 cents each. And the films are good quality transfers. No subtitles and I would say no bonus extras but there are Dona Speir, Shea Marks, Julie K. Smith, etc. Extras enough.
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