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« on: July 06, 2008, 07:00:12 PM »

I joined Darksider's Realm to celebrate "Christmas in July."  Unfortunately, the movie I picked has less Christmas spirit than a story about people (including a bordello-attired Julie Strain) fighting over snowmobiles.  Wait, that is the plot of "Battle Queen 2020."

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« Reply #1 on: July 07, 2008, 07:29:56 AM »

Horrible, horrible film.  I've watched it about 6 times  TeddyR  Kind of looked to me like the employees of a strip club got together with the owners of a furniture store and made a movie.
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« Reply #2 on: July 07, 2008, 09:25:42 AM »

Sad to say, I actually kind of liked this one  . . . . . Lookingup
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« Reply #3 on: July 07, 2008, 10:35:39 PM »

This movie is horrible, inexplicably so in fact. 

A friend of mine is a Julie Strain addict and he has all of her movies, some posters of her and the issues of Penthouse that she originally appeared in.

Sometimes she can look very attractive, but other times, she just looks kind of....strange in the facial region for some reason.
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« Reply #4 on: July 08, 2008, 10:32:12 AM »

I wish Ms. Strain would just shut up and pose nude. I've seen many an interview she has done where she comes off as a total nut case. Less talk, more naked.
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« Reply #5 on: July 08, 2008, 11:09:25 AM »

Sad to say, I actually kind of liked this one  . . . . . Lookingup

I think you might be in the minority with this one, my friend.

A friend of mine is a Julie Strain addict and he has all of her movies, some posters of her and the issues of Penthouse that she originally appeared in.

Sometimes she can look very attractive, but other times, she just looks kind of....strange in the facial region for some reason.

I am just not attracted to her.  In this film, she also looks a little thin, so much that you can see tendons through the skin a few times.  Anyway, the lack of interesting nakedness means my appreciation of the film is reduced to the acting and story - both of which are horrible. 

Kind of looked to me like the employees of a strip club got together with the owners of a furniture store and made a movie.

You realize that you just said in twenty-five words what I tried to do with two thousand?
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« Reply #6 on: July 08, 2008, 11:49:43 AM »

I've never been a big Julie Strain fan (Cheeze will probably smite me here!).  Her body is too thin, her boobs too big, and her face too cruel.  But somehow this silly movie entertained me . . . once.  Twice might be pushing it.
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« Reply #7 on: July 08, 2008, 04:40:34 PM »

I've always thought that this was  really flattering picture of Ms. Strain.

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« Reply #8 on: July 08, 2008, 08:01:19 PM »

True.  She's got a nice smile when her face is relaxed, but whenever she is fighting or simulating arousal, her smile becomes . . . predatory and evil! Buggedout Buggedout Buggedout
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« Reply #9 on: July 08, 2008, 08:45:33 PM »

That asteroid was a little off center. Disneyland is actually in California. Florida has the Magic Kingdom.

And squeezing a woman's breasts will also get you to talk in a falsetto voice. Especially, when she brings her knee up between your legs.
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« Reply #10 on: July 09, 2008, 04:45:27 PM »

Things in this universe is subject to a few laws- such as gravity, inertia, and the inability of porno actresses being able to act. When will people learn these laws cannot be violated?
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« Reply #11 on: July 09, 2008, 09:43:50 PM »

Oh come on a skull! It wasn't that bad it's got Julia juggs that's got to be worth a slime or pair.


I've never been a big Julie Strain fan (Cheeze will probably smite me here!).  Her body is too thin, her boobs too big, and her face too cruel.  But somehow this silly movie entertained me . . . once.  Twice might be pushing it.

I will not smite you here ... it's your opinion and you are entitled to it, as WRONG, WRONG, WRONG as it may be.



Like you'd kick her out of bed ... pa-leese!
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« Reply #12 on: July 10, 2008, 11:08:30 AM »

Sounds like a film you send to say, an ex-mate, a lawyer, a creditor...somebody you 'Owe one.'
You diden't pay money to see this, did you?...
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« Reply #13 on: July 10, 2008, 12:44:51 PM »

Thanks Andrew and others----for keeping me from following my curiousity and actually RENTING this thing! It's currently on shelf at a Blockbuster near me...and I was tempted. But Satan--er--Julie Strain, get thee behind me! I
won't fall for your 'temptress' trap!

I did 'suffer' through a Julie Strain film once, though. It was called 'Blonde Heaven'. I knew it was bad going in, I just didn't know how *painfully* so. Lesson learned.  Thumbup
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« Reply #14 on: May 02, 2014, 01:41:52 PM »

There are certain things in this world for which, much like the laws of physics, no exceptions have ever been observed. One of those things is that if Julie Strain is in a movie, that movie is guaranteed to be a steaming pile of crap.
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