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« Reply #15 on: June 21, 2008, 07:35:08 PM »

Incredibly I saw this movie on Turner Classic Movies last night.  All I can say is that it was pretty craptacular.  Now comes the hard decision of whether to delete it off the Tivo or not.
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« Reply #16 on: June 28, 2008, 12:15:59 AM »

Well I just saw this and I immediately deleted it from my DVR. My mouth is still agape at the bizarre ending. It was a semi-entertaining diversion to spot soap opera mainstay Finola Hughes in some scenes though...
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« Reply #17 on: August 15, 2008, 02:02:18 AM »

Beware of Golan-Globus... Lookingup
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« Reply #18 on: August 19, 2008, 09:03:42 PM »

Back in 1980, would this trailer had sent you scrambling for your nearest theater to see this?

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« Reply #19 on: August 25, 2008, 11:06:30 AM »

 Lookingup Oh boy...this should make you pine for the disco era...or not...

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« Reply #20 on: March 31, 2009, 02:47:00 PM »

I'm a bit late to the party, but does anyone else think this movie sounds a bit like a Jack Chick tract on acid? In fact, I'm pretty sure there's a Chick tract with a very similar plot (Christian rock group get seduced into the big time by a producer who's either the devil or working for him, then they learn their lesson).
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« Reply #21 on: February 01, 2011, 01:49:12 PM »

I've been away too long. Thank you, Apple, for bringing me back. Thank you, Apple, for making me wish I were back in college so that I could write a whole thesis on you.

Everyone should be subjected to this movie, much like Schindler's list. Anyone who thinks they understand how the 80s killed the 70s really needs to take a close look.

This movie was made to make sure the hippies were dead. It may be a brilliant farce of itself, but I think it's more likely that it was funded so that it would have the opposite of its intended effect.

If this movie doesn't make you want to kill a christian, a hippie, a hipster, and anything that dare rear its head after, nothing will.

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« Reply #22 on: December 31, 2011, 01:23:27 PM »

     I caught this on THIS Network about a year made me wish I was high as a dog, as at least some of the folks involved with making this were.

     Some movies are strange enough that it's nigh-impossible to gauge whether they're bad or not-THE APPLE definitely falls into that category.

     It reminded me of a 1967 English film, PRIVILEGE....

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which was similar, but not as glitz-spacy.

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