The film that ruined "Frosty the Snowman" for my wife. To this day, all she can think of is Frosty saying, "I'm so hungry, I could eat a whore!" It also has one of the most inspired opening sequences I have ever seen.
http://www.badmovies.org/movies/microwavem/Another review that is on the list of reviews to be updated. I wrote that one a long time ago.