Catman in Lethal Trax (and) Catman in Boxer's Blow

[Torgo]

Has anyone other than myself seen these 2 awful movies?

Basically, they took some Asian movie, filmed some awful American scenes featuring Catman and his sidekick Gus, and split them into 2 movies of equal awfulness.

The Catman character is especially laugh inducing.

I actually took the American footage from both , edited it together, and made a terrible (but hilarious) 50 minutes movie out of it.

Click here to see what the cover of Boxer's Blow looks like.

http://www.amazon.com/Catman-Boxers-Blow-Jonathan-Isgar/dp/B00005U13H/sr=1-1/qid=1165027961/ref=pd_bbs_sr_1/002-7959237-1358430?ie=UTF8&s=dvd

[sideorderofninjas]

Very few of us will actually have seen both sucktacular adn craptastic Catman movies.

A man gaining super powers from being scatched by an irradiated cat.  It doesn't get any better when it seems everyone says "Catman" can't help but think of Robin saying "Batman" from the 60s series. 

The Robo Vampire cover is more of copyright infringement with what looks exactly like Robocop on the front cover. 

[Captain Tars Tarkas]

I reviewed them both, one after the other.  Horrible, horrible films.  Boxers Blow is one of the worst I have ever seen, the last half hour I had no idea what was going on in Movie B as it was so dark.

Lethal Track:  http://tarstarkas.net/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=340&Itemid=46
Boxers Blow:  http://tarstarkas.net/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=341&Itemid=46

The Robocop Robovampire cover is hilarious.  I have the sequel to Robovampire but haven't watched it yet, should be getting to it over winter break.

[sideorderofninjas]

The Catman movies are pretty bad.    They don't make any sense.  However, you shouldn't be able to get bored watching them.  Their What-the-Hell factor is so high for any movie that has any pyrokinetic devil worshipping priests working for the KGB to create their own nation. 

Good to know, I'm not the only one who suffered through reviewing them. 
Catman in Boxer's Blow http://www.geocities.com/sideorderofninjas/reviews/catman-boxer.html
Catman in Lethal Track http://www.geocities.com/sideorderofninjas/reviews/catman-lethal.html

There was a sequel to Robo Vampire? 

[Captain Tars Tarkas]

Cool, you saw the obvious "cat scratch fever" joke like i did!  I could probably read 100 reviews of Boxers Blow and no one will ever know exactly what happens in that movie, it's just way too confusing.  The mysterious John, the guy dressed like a Mario Brother, the non-asian asian girl, Cobra, Catman's partner recovering from being killed in the previous film, and worm eating.  Bleech!

The robovampire "sequel" is called Counter Destroyer.  It has something to do with dreams, so either Robovampire is in movie B, or Godfrey Ho threw in extra Robovampire footage during one of the dream sequences.  You can get it on DVD with a crazy Indonesian flick called Magic of the Universe:  http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/cast-crew/B000F5GO6O/ref=imdbdppd_castcrew_1/104-0514177-5331111?ie=UTF8

I'm planning to get to both of them soon, but with my backlog and grad school it might be a while before I can have good reviews written of them.

I see you've run into a few Starman movies as well!

[sideorderofninjas]

The worm eating Mario brother was probably where the shark jumped the cliff on Evel Knievel's motorcycle. 

I had thought Counter Destroyer was just another name for Robo Vampire.  Bot obviously, it isn't from the description involving a kung fu Freddy Kreuger. 
Godfrey Ho wouldn't just randomly insert unused footage into another movie..

Looking around found what sounds at best like a pseudo-sequel to Robo Vampire, the Devil's Dynamite.  Though no Robocop, it's just a guy in a space suit.