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I know where my towel is.

« on: August 22, 2007, 04:20:19 PM »

Must stop the robots.
What happened to my wife?
Time for paradox.

Andrew Borntreger
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« Reply #1 on: August 22, 2007, 05:23:47 PM »

Paradox fly over movie.
poop all over the shooting script.
re-write wins oscar.

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