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Question: Toilet Paper: How Do You Like It Dispensed?
Over - 5 (50%)
Under - 0 (0%)
Loose Roll Nearby - 5 (50%)
Double Roller: Over & Under Creating a Reinforced Two-Ply Tissue - 0 (0%)
Total Voters: 9

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« Reply #15 on: December 13, 2006, 11:30:16 PM »

You guys are a rough audience.

1) Knock Knock

2) Who's There?

3) Dishes

4) Dishes Who?

5) Dishes a bad post



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« Reply #16 on: December 14, 2006, 02:27:10 AM »


Something must have snapped in Scott's brain I think!

I also shudder to think about what number 3 and 4 are in that case.  But this thread does really prove that a certain type of humour will never die, and I for one am thankful for it [that pencil joke was great; just what I needed after work!]

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« Reply #17 on: December 14, 2006, 06:30:18 AM »

Dean has ventured to touch upon this subject. A subject that no other on the board would have.

#3 = diarrhea
#4 = crumbs (or something resembling croutons)

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« Reply #18 on: December 14, 2006, 06:38:48 AM »

Not only can a thread successfully find life in discussing toilet paper and bodily functions/discharges, but an entire movie can revolve around the same or similar subject (and I didn't say do it well). Does anybody, other than Trek_Geezer, recall King Frat? In that movie, during the fart contest (uh... how to be delicate here), a certain undesired result during the contest was referred to as (paraphrased) slinging mud. The movie also features a human flamethrower.
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« Reply #19 on: December 14, 2006, 06:45:02 AM »

What does the Starship Enterprise and a roll of toilet paper have in common?
They both orbit Uranus and wipe out Klingons.
(Suddenly a psycho trekkie leaps from the audiance and zaps Bela Lugosi into a very small pile of dust.)
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« Reply #20 on: December 14, 2006, 01:05:59 PM »

The only problem with trying to put this thread behind me, is that I'm reading it off of a computer screen. Unlike in the day, when there was no computers, when a composer could write to one of his critics . . . "I am sitting in the smallest room in my house. Your review is in front of me. Soon it will behind me." It makes one wonder why we gave up everything for computers.
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« Reply #21 on: December 16, 2006, 04:22:43 PM »

No need to dispose or recycle your TP anymore. Just put it in the dishwasher.............Now that might be over the top in more ways  than one.  Lookingup

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« Reply #22 on: December 16, 2006, 10:28:34 PM »

Well..........if that was to rough for ya, then you can get one of these or use it to lick your wounds from the previous item.

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« Reply #23 on: December 17, 2006, 06:23:49 AM »

When I was in school #3 was puke and #4 was diarrhea.

And the topics that get started (or revived) when you're offline for a few days. Eeek!

And you left out a poll option: Off the roller AND perched on top of the towel rack. I had a dog a few years ago who loved to shred the TP and could not be broken from it. On top of the toliet lid wasn't good enough, it had to be so high up that out of sight became out of mind.
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« Reply #24 on: December 24, 2006, 05:31:04 PM »

Hi....I'm new to this so I was going through all the topics and responding as needed....for my brain. I couldn't help but notice the Russian pine cone shortage is right below the toilet paper poll. Is there any connection?   Just a joke..
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« Reply #25 on: December 29, 2006, 02:13:37 PM »

I read this topic title as "recycling ASHTHECATS toilet paper", which seemed like a bad idea to me....
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« Reply #26 on: December 29, 2006, 04:24:48 PM »

#5 is hiding in the bathroom(for whatever reason)
#6 is bad hemmies alert.
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« Reply #27 on: December 30, 2006, 12:24:34 PM »

This is like a classic that you can come back to when you feel goofy and random.We should have a separate heading for venting nonsense and call it "ASH'ES OVER AND UNDER". Really.It's kinda like a punk rock thing.
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« Reply #28 on: December 30, 2006, 03:16:51 PM »

This is like a classic that you can come back to when you feel goofy and random.We should have a separate heading for venting nonsense and call it "ASH'ES OVER AND UNDER". Really.It's kinda like a punk rock thing.

I keep looking at this thread and wondering, "Why won't it die?"  I'd shoot it in the head, if I could ever figure out where that was.

But yes, a board called "Ash's toilet paper chaos" would be fitting.
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« Reply #29 on: December 30, 2006, 04:40:21 PM »

I'd shoot it in the head, if I could ever figure out where that was.

I see we just can't get away from the puns and cracks, now can we? BounceGiggle
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