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« Reply #30 on: December 22, 2006, 07:57:03 PM »
Hollowman is one of the biggest peices of cinematic crap that I have ever seen. I'd rather watch Manos:Hands of Fate without the MST3K jokes than this film again.
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« Reply #31 on: December 23, 2006, 01:29:00 AM »
Quote from: Masked_Maverick on December 22, 2006, 07:57:03 PM
Hollowman is one of the biggest peices of cinematic crap that I have ever seen. I'd rather watch Manos:Hands of Fate without the MST3K jokes than this film again.

oooooo man, thats harsh.
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« Reply #32 on: December 23, 2006, 10:29:49 AM »
^ its the truth though I absoloutely hated that movie.
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« Reply #33 on: December 23, 2006, 04:20:43 PM »
In no particular order because I dislike them all equally:

The Horror of Spider Island
The Creature from the Haunted Sea
Evita
Love Story
Moulin Rouge

 I have watched all of these films, well almost, I fell asleep during Moulin Rouge, and while I'm sure each one has fans I found each one painful to watch, I think falling asleep during the Nicole Kidman movie may have saved my life.
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« Reply #34 on: December 23, 2006, 04:35:24 PM »
Quote from: DENNIS on December 23, 2006, 04:20:43 PM
In no particular order because I dislike them all equally:

The Horror of Spider Island
The Creature from the Haunted Sea
Evita
Love Story
Moulin Rouge

 I have watched all of these films, well almost, I fell asleep during Moulin Rouge, and while I'm sure each one has fans I found each one painful to watch, I think falling asleep during the Nicole Kidman movie may have saved my life.

You are right. I am a fan of Creature from the Haunted Sea. I about laughed myself silly watching that movie. TeddyR
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« Reply #35 on: December 23, 2006, 05:15:55 PM »
I inflicted Creature from the Haunted Sea on my wife recently, didn't see the whole thing because we had to visit the in-laws, she giggled through what we saw, asking things like, Why is he polishing his Keds, Why is he being chased by 2 rabbis, Why is he talking to a thermos and lunch box, Is this broad ever going to shut up, and Why is the creature wearing Levis and swim fins? We've no plans to view the rest, this was the #2 movie on a used Dvd that I purchased at Gamestop, #1 was Beast from the Haunted Cave, that is what I spent my $2.50 for, I get a big kick out of the see-through vampire spider thing with the Cousin it hair.
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« Reply #36 on: December 23, 2006, 09:42:52 PM »
Quote from: DENNIS on December 23, 2006, 05:15:55 PM
I inflicted Creature from the Haunted Sea on my wife recently, didn't see the whole thing because we had to visit the in-laws, she giggled through what we saw, asking things like, Why is he polishing his Keds, Why is he being chased by 2 rabbis, Why is he talking to a thermos and lunch box, Is this broad ever going to shut up, and Why is the creature wearing Levis and swim fins? We've no plans to view the rest, this was the #2 movie on a used Dvd that I purchased at Gamestop, #1 was Beast from the Haunted Cave, that is what I spent my $2.50 for, I get a big kick out of the see-through vampire spider thing with the Cousin it hair.

"Beast from Haunted Cave" is definitely a cut above your other film.  The monster design is fairly simple, but exotic in appearance.  Also, they did a good job with some of the shooting locations.  I remember feeling like they were alone, unable to seek help from others, at that cabin.  The scene with it feeding on the person (or is it two of them?) who are webbed to the wall is genuinely hair-raising.

"Creature from the Haunted Sea" - well, there is only so much you can do with ping pong balls.
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« Reply #37 on: December 23, 2006, 09:55:47 PM »
I like...make that love!...HORRORS of SPIDER ISLAND! The monsters are goofy,the story is silly,the girls are sexy,and the dialouge is dumb.Whats NOT to love!?
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« Reply #38 on: December 23, 2006, 10:43:52 PM »
Yea, how could you put ROBOT MONSTER and HORRORS OF SPIDER ISLAND on a bad (as in bad) movie list? I liked both of those films.  Smile
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« Reply #39 on: December 23, 2006, 11:43:36 PM »

Was Larry Buchanan inspired by Creature from the Haunted Sea to make his monsters have ping pong ball eyes? 

I'd have to list Massacre as the worst movie I've run across.  It's a cop movie from the mid-80s that forgot to actually have any entertaining value.  How it can be watched without dying of boredom is a great mystery. 
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« Reply #40 on: December 23, 2006, 11:48:42 PM »
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« Reply #41 on: December 24, 2006, 02:45:21 AM »
Off the top of my head:
The Return of Captain Invincible - Even Christopher Lee couldn't salvage this stinker.
The Wizard of Mars - An overlong dullorama with no plot.
It's Alive! - Larry Buchanan... Need I say more?
Bag (short) - About ten minutes of a guy trying to fight his way out of a wet paper bag.

And, of course, that stupid boxed set I fell for from the Polonia brothers.
Still, only five is a pretty tall order for this board.
A recent comment on another thread has me taring up my place in order to find my copy of "Oversexed Rugsuckers from Mars".
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« Reply #42 on: December 24, 2006, 08:52:42 AM »
      In my humble opinion:

     Jason X
     The Core
     Godzilla Final Wars
     Children Shouldn`t Play with Dead Things
     Maximum Overdrive

    Boy there are so many , maybe an honorable mention for...The Stuff
                                                                                                 Gamera:Super Monster
                                                                                                 The Creeping Terror
                                                                                                 
                                                                                                 
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« Reply #43 on: December 24, 2006, 12:36:21 PM »
Quote from: Zap Rowsdower on December 24, 2006, 08:52:42 AM
      In my humble opinion:

     Jason X
     The Core
     Godzilla Final Wars
     Children Shouldn`t Play with Dead Things
     Maximum Overdrive

    Boy there are so many , maybe an honorable mention for...The Stuff
                                                                                                 Gamera:Super Monster
                                                                                                 The Creeping Terror
                                                                                                 
                                                                                                 



The Core is without a doubt the one movie my wife hates so much that if I bought the DVD, she'd probably consider it grounds for divorce, so whenever I see that it will be on I set the reminder on the cable box, that way while I'm at work the reminder can interrupt Oprah or Dr. Phil, so far she's taken this as a joke so maybe I'd better not push my luck.
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« Reply #44 on: December 25, 2006, 10:44:36 AM »
Quote from: Scott on December 23, 2006, 11:48:42 PM



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