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« on: January 31, 2007, 09:57:46 AM »

This company claims the following

Season Shot is made of tightly packed seasoning bound by a fully biodegradable food product. The seasoning is actually injected into the bird on impact seasoning the meat from the inside out. When the bird is cooked the seasoning pellets melt into the meat spreading the flavor to the entire bird. Forget worrying about shot breaking your teeth and start wondering about which flavor shot to use!

More info on www.seasonshot.com

Is this for real? If so, the garlic shot will be popular with vampire hunters.
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"Once you get past a certain threshold, everyone's problems are the same: fortifying your island and hiding the heat signature from your fusion reactor."

Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! ... Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput.
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« Reply #1 on: January 31, 2007, 12:44:16 PM »

Sometimes, I think that people do things just to rile up PETA.  I guess the only big concern people would have is the lethality of the shot.  I mean, would you want to be shredded by salt and pepper, but it not kill you?  If you were a big, that is.

In practicality, this is not going to work.  Sometimes, only a few pellets hit a bird.  You will not get an even flavoring like that.  Sure, you will not bite into a pellet, but you will get a solid taste of "Number 2 Doveload Spicy."
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« Reply #2 on: January 31, 2007, 12:53:34 PM »

Mmmmmm, seasoned zombie.  Gaaaaaaaahh drools.
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« Reply #3 on: January 31, 2007, 04:05:39 PM »

I can't wait for it to turn up in some CSI type series. I can see the pathologist/detective/whatever saying  'The victim took three slugs of Extra Hot Chili in the chest. Two more  were found embedded in the wall. We're looking for a hunter who likes spicy foods'

And you've got to like their slogan: Shoots, kills, seasons.
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"Once you get past a certain threshold, everyone's problems are the same: fortifying your island and hiding the heat signature from your fusion reactor."

Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! ... Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput.
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