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« on: February 22, 2007, 12:47:37 PM »
Degrassi Elderly Home

Growing Painkillers

Leave it to Wynona's Big Brown Beaver

Porno Bloopers and Practical Jokes

Patches and Pockets: The Revenge

Big Blue Marlboro Man

You Can't Do That on Beta Max

As the World Burns

Manos: The Animated Series

That '30s Show

60 Seconds

Gigli: The Series

Dancing with the Star Wars

Survivor: Antarctica
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« Reply #1 on: February 22, 2007, 04:08:24 PM »
Quote from: clockworkcanary on February 22, 2007, 12:47:37 PM

Gigli: The Series



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« Reply #2 on: February 23, 2007, 07:08:06 AM »
Full Mental Alchemist

Growing Old Gotti: The Prison Years

DOG: The Bounty Paper Towel Hunter (He really is the quicker picker upper in a way)

American Idle (a documentary series)

NICUP

Flava Saver of Love
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« Reply #3 on: February 23, 2007, 08:40:23 AM »
Love that American Idle!

Hee Hammas: Hillbilly Muslims

The Sampsons

Judge, Jury, and Executioner Judy

Gray's Labotomy

Doobie Due

Desperate Midwives

Fugly Betty
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« Reply #4 on: February 23, 2007, 12:12:27 PM »
S.L.A.S.H.- (sit com) The zany antics of Jason, Micheal,and Freddy in a medical unit in Korea.

BEVERLY HILLBILLYS 91290 (drama)-Tonite: Granny plans payback when Jed is caught making out with Ellie Mae. Jethro is caught having sex with Ellie's Chimp. Mr.Drysdale OD's on methamphetamines.
 
WHO WAnTS to MARRY A DIRT POOR GEEK?-(reality) Women compete in oil wrestling matchs and lesbo fun fests to win the favors of RC Merchant.
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« Reply #5 on: February 23, 2007, 01:11:53 PM »
Nice touch with the annotations...

Little Sluts on the Prairie: Thug-Willie pimps out Nelly, Nancy, and even Laura for some farm-fresh eggs and a whole penny's worth of liqourish.

Everybody Loves Raymond ...in a noose!

This ol' Whore House: a couple of guys in plumber pants remodel an old house with quite a bit of action going on in the background.

Fresh Prince of Dairy Aire: Will Smith yells, "Awww Hell Nawww" in some early 90s flourescent green shirts with no space left for ads...

And the Sequel to 7th Heaven coming next season...it's "Ninth Hell!"
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« Reply #6 on: February 24, 2007, 07:39:47 AM »
The Lawrence Welt Show - Polka and corny old-fashioned popular music - BDSM style!

Hannity & (John) Holmes

Larry King Unlive - the guy's practically a zombie already, so no real difference to the show

Pimp My Bride

Telepubbies - the cutest alcoholics you'll ever see

The Ellen Degenerates Show - aka The Incredible Melting Woman (only one episode)

American Plopper - The Tuttles meet Montezuma's Revenge

Da Vinci's Incest - the Canadian Coroner plays kissin' cousins in the US Deep South
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« Reply #7 on: February 24, 2007, 09:42:06 AM »
LAST LITTLE HOUSE ON THE LEFT- Laura and Mary go into town to fetch coffee and salt,and are attacked by psychotic  store keepers.Pa takes  bloody revenge with his deadly share plow.
AMERICAN IDOL in LONDON-A talentless geek goes to London and is attacked at night. On the full moon he turns into Sid Vicious.
KING of the HILL has EYES-Small Town residents in Texas are attacked and eaten by a cannibalistic clan,led by a crazed propane salesman.
FLIP this HOUSE of a 1000 CORPSES-A team of experts turn a house loade with decomposing bodies into a lovley Ranch style home.
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"Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)
Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?
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« Reply #8 on: February 24, 2007, 07:25:35 PM »
The Young and the Sexless - Like hookers at the point, only this time following dorky teenage virgins around with a camera.

Witch Hunter Dorothy - Anime in which Dorothy Gale goes samurai on the wicked witches of Oz.

Flubs - Wisecracking medical interns are forced to watch lousy movies for days on end without sleeping.

Fear Factor: Sesame Street edition - Bert and Ernie go head to head eating elk pizzle and baloot.

Mighty Morphin Texas Rangers - Justice wears spandex and a ten gallon hat.
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« Reply #9 on: February 26, 2007, 09:03:35 AM »
Hahah damn those are funny folks!

Angus Young And The Restless: Victor and Christina are about to finally get it on when a mad guitarist dressed in a school boy outfit busts through the wall with an ear-piercing solo and takes over the world!

A Nightmare on Seasamie Street The Series: Big Bird gets haunted by a bladed glove in the bath everytime he falls alseep and all his friends gradually come up missing.

Unsolved Mysteries: Michael Moore Sightings in the deep woods of the northwest

Tom and Jerry Fallwell: a game of cat and mouse between a crazy cat, a crazy preacher, and a few rakes in the face. 

Mummies on Parade: The Joan Rivers Story

Behind the Music: Yablo

Modern Marvels: Industrial Adult Toys

Dragnet Queens

Mummies on Parade: The Ann Coulter Story

Laverne and Six Shirly Temples

Thundercat House: Cheetara goes into a new line of business.

O'Reily on Ice

Babble-on Forever: CSPAN

Queer Eye for the Straight Superhero: Robin helps Green Lantern, Magneto, and Mighty Mouse decorate their apartments.

Found: a story where the audience has some clue on what's going on and actually gives a #*&!

Big Momma's House MD: Martin Lawrence starts his new internship under a sarcastic drug-addict doctor.  For some reason though, he's in disguise using his fat lady suit.

Aquaman Beyond: The King of Atlantis has gotten old and decides it's time to pass on the green tights and orange shirt to some young punk surfer
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« Reply #10 on: February 27, 2007, 07:01:53 AM »
UNSOLVED MYSTERIES OF HAWAII FIVE-0: If Jack Lord or Robert Stack smile,would their faces crack or would their ears fall off?
The LATE NIGHT STALKER:A vampire is mysteriously killing lame talk show hosts,like David Steinbrunner and Magic Johnson.
SLAYER the BUFFY HUNTER: The metal band Slayer track down Buffy and freinds and kill them.(Way to go!)
DEXTARS LAB RESULTS: Dextar does,indeed smoke pot.Dee-Dee  is pregnate,and Mandark is HIV positive.
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« Reply #11 on: February 27, 2007, 09:20:14 AM »
Beverly Hillbilly Cops

Happy Meal Days

Manimal: The Next Generation

NYPD Blueballs

CSI: Mayberry

She's the Sheriff in 3D

Leave it to Beavis

Gilmore Girls Gone Wild
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« Reply #12 on: February 27, 2007, 02:58:40 PM »
Saturday Night Undead -- Zombies, vampires and mummies perform a variety of sketch horror skits. Musical guest include the Grateful Dead (just the dead guys) and the Zombies.
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« Reply #13 on: February 28, 2007, 08:09:43 AM »
Nip-tucky

House Party The Series

23 (daylight savings time)

The 600 Club

Hannibal's Cooking Show

Trading Places w/Seirra Lione

Who's Hit is it Anyway?

Welcome Back Klingon

CHUMPs

That's Incredibly ...painful

The F!#ks of Life

The Aye-Team (Canadian version)

The Lust Connection

Eliminate-a-date

The Powder-Sniff Girls

Middle-Aged Mutant Ninja Turtles

Mighty Morphine Rump Rangers
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« Reply #14 on: February 28, 2007, 11:35:18 PM »
Muffy the Possum Slayer.
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