Worst (most badly made, laughable) bad movie you've seen?

[Capt_Scrummy]

Wow!  This sounds too good.  Somebody pinch me.

[Kroogur]

I have or have had a few in my collection these were so colossaly bad they made my tongue shrivel from the sheer cheese overload:

The Car ( James Brolin how could you... lets see an ominous car killin folks in a desert town i'm suprised Dennis Weaver didn't show up and backhand him for even trying to grab some of Duels thunder.

The Dead Next Door ..... ive never experienced physical pain from a film till i popped this one into my vcr


House of Wax    Paris Hilton was in this one for what reason? lets go a step further the latest batch of "next gen horror" flicks(House on Haunted Hill, The Haunting, Scream,I Don't Care What You Did Last Summer etc..) be they remakes or just new lack one crucial thing the great movies of yesterday had, you can't identify with any of these people they are all thin trendy looking people with near perfect looks, think about your friends they are either short, tall, fat, have irregular teeth, bad hair, dress how they please etc..

Dead Heat    Joe Piscopo and Dirk Benedict ick  just ick

i'll have to go through my archives i'm sure i got more

[sideorderofninjas]

Dead Heat    Joe Piscopo and Dirk Benedict ick  just ick

i'll have to go through my archives i'm sure i got more

Dead Heat had Joe Piscopo and Treat Williams as the stars not Dirk Benedict...

[CheezeFlixz]

I got my copy in "Chilling Classics", one of those 50 movies for twenty bucks packs.
I'd read that review in the Psychotronic Video Guide and couldn't believe it when I stumbled on it.

A really weird scene has the doctor fantasizing about the monster slurping up rabbits, chickens, puppies, rats, etc. with its flytrap hands. 

I dearly love those 50 movie packs. They're like manna from Heaven!

I think I have every one of those 50 mega movie pack, I find them often at 'Big Lots' for as little as $10 a set, it's hit or miss with them sometimes they have them some times they don't. There are some real winner in those sets. Between those and Something Weird Video one can amass quite the bad movie collection.

[Kroogur]

Dead Heat    Joe Piscopo and Dirk Benedict ick  just ick

i'll have to go through my archives i'm sure i got more

Dead Heat had Joe Piscopo and Treat Williams as the stars not Dirk Benedict...

Yup sorry i should have checked first i wasn't to sure but in a film that bad i naturally went with Dirk 

[Torgo]

I got subjected to some late 70's George Kennedy(!) movie this past weekend entitled "Just Before Dawn".

I would have to say that this movie maybe rivals Manos in terms of pure cinematic ineptitude.

The worst part is that it was a 2 disc special edition released by Media Blasters!

The director was Jeff Lieberman who some might know as the director of that other cinematic abomination known as Squirm.



 

[BeyondTheGrave]

I saw "Just before Dawn"not to long ago but I was drifting in out of sleep so I missed some parts. All I remember the girl killing one the manics, by shoving her arm down his throat.

[Torgo]

I saw "Just before Dawn"not to long ago but I was drifting in out of sleep so I missed some parts. All I remember the girl killing one the manics, by shoving her arm down his throat.

Yeah, that was at the end.  Which is kind of funny, because the ending of the recent film Feast had a very similar scene in it.

[VogNhymn]

I saw "Just before Dawn"not to long ago but I was drifting in out of sleep so I missed some parts. All I remember the girl killing one the manics, by shoving her arm down his throat.

 I really dig this film. I still have my old Paragon VHS copy and hold it dearly.

 The worst was to me (off the top of my head) Mission Impossible 2,  Tarkan versus the Vikings and Toxic Zombies were  pretty horrible experiences for me.

[Dr. Whom]

For sheer mindnumbing boredom, nothing beats Immortel Ad Vitam. Even Final Fantasy, the Spirits Within is more interesting.

[amabush]

People out there must have seen 'From Hell It Came'. I don't think I've EVER seen such a fantastic bad movie. The tree monster costume works on the same principle as a hobble skirt, thus a two-year-old could escape it at a moderate rate of toddle. plus the creature kills people by falling on top of them while they stand and scream, rather than walking off at a smart pace.

Another is 'Empire of the Ants' which, splendidly, stars Joan Collins as an evil property developer. Some of that growth hormone from 'Frankenfish' whatever must have made its way into the ecosystem and had surprising effects on the local ant population. There are 3 types of special effect: jerky stop-motion ants (inexplicably) destroying a motor launch etc; ordinary-sized ants crawling over models of trees, roads, sheds etc (this makes the ants look average -size and the models very very small); lastly, off-screen assistants thrust huge rubber models of ants at the screaming cast. It's a hoot 'n' a holler, I promise you.

[peter johnson]

Mother of Pearl . .
I have heard of this film, but never seen it --
I went to the review site & read your review of it --
This sounds too crazy to be believed, but, of course, this is where one goes to find films like these, and not down a dirty, disgusting, drug-addict & crack whore filled alley to meet our pusher . . .
Sorry . . .
Anyway, I am going to seek this monstrosity out the next chance I get . . . It sounds wholly amazing, and I'm surprised that I haven't seen it yet --
 
peter johnson/denny crane

[KYGOTC]

I hate Star Oddysey. It s sooooo boring. the only redeemable quality is the robot boxing matches where the robot keeps hitting the ref.


So far my favorite unintetional comedy is SUPER INFRAMAN!


Little girl- "Im lost!"

Infra man-"Its ok! look! ill do a trick! HUP!"

[Trevor]

Oh dearie me ~ I think I've already seen two South African made films on this thread. Dracula 3000 and From Dusk Till Dawn 2. 

[CoreyHeldpen]

One simple little word makes me giggle like a stoner whenever I hear it, because it reminds me of a hilaiously crappy film: REPTILIAN