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Poogie
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« Reply #15 on: March 28, 2007, 04:17:04 PM »

We scared him   Buggedout
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« Reply #16 on: March 28, 2007, 07:31:18 PM »

Date? like I have important meeting on certain date? I think that the only use of the word. Dating a women makes no sense to me. Is it new?  Smile
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« Reply #17 on: March 28, 2007, 11:21:14 PM »

You went out on a date?
Cool!
But did you come back in on one?
 TongueOut
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« Reply #18 on: March 29, 2007, 01:36:07 PM »

Hi....you might of just opened a can of worms with this announcement.....BEWARE..  BounceGiggle  BounceGiggle


What?!? With me around? I'll make certain that he only receives the best...abuse...ah mean treatment.


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So, let me get this straight.

He was coming back from a boy scout meeting, when he decided to thumb a ride, because it was raining, and a woman in a Jag XKE picked him up and took him back to her house to dry off. Does she dance funny, if you play a tune on the harmonica? Is her favorite game "Snakes 'n' Ladders?" "Did she put him in the tub,  so she could give him a bath? Where did I hear this before . . . ? Watch out, Akira! If she has you stand up in the tub, so she can wash you "properly."
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« Reply #19 on: March 29, 2007, 06:09:19 PM »

Dating a women makes no sense to me. Is it new?  Smile


Oh, like I could so take advantage of that line and abuse you; but, this is Akiratubo's abuse....ahem....I mean....dating thread, so I need to concentrate my stinging jabs.....I mean.....useful remarks on him.

Don't worry Rich, I'll get you too.
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Dennis
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« Reply #20 on: March 29, 2007, 09:28:13 PM »

I've noticed that now people are quoting my wife and Menard on the same post, and Dean has actually posted a warning about them, this is what I get for turning her into a bad movie fan and letting her join this forum. I hope you're satisfied Menard, this is your doing.

save me please
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« Reply #21 on: March 29, 2007, 09:59:35 PM »

I hope you're satisfied Menard, this is your doing.


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« Reply #22 on: March 30, 2007, 04:41:09 AM »

I've noticed that now people are quoting my wife and Menard on the same post, and Dean has actually posted a warning about them, this is what I get for turning her into a bad movie fan and letting her join this forum. I hope you're satisfied Menard, this is your doing.

save me please


Oh she was gone way before this thread.  Her stint in the Porcupine Omelet story thingy is a testament to that.  So sorry Dennis...  BounceGiggle

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« Reply #23 on: March 30, 2007, 10:44:56 AM »

You mean you didn't enjoy my acting debut?  BounceGiggle
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Dennis
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« Reply #24 on: March 30, 2007, 06:08:57 PM »

God help me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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« Reply #25 on: April 05, 2007, 11:30:54 AM »

Buggedout

And I'm going out again with the same woman today.  Hopefully, this is truly the end of a long dry spell.

Just in case you forgot, this thread is not going away until we get an update. TongueOut
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« Reply #26 on: April 05, 2007, 02:26:30 PM »

I think Akiratubo took her to a grindhouse on their date.

(It's been long enough that we can start making stuff up.)

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« Reply #27 on: April 05, 2007, 05:09:18 PM »

  And right in the middle of the film...when the inner bred hilbilly is about to go apes**t with his chainsaw...he takes her slender hand in his mishappen claw...gives her a big  toothless grin...and stutters..."Yew shor gotta purdy mouf!" TeddyR
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« Reply #28 on: April 05, 2007, 05:49:43 PM »

As he backs away he notices he  has a whole new set of teeth..........oops!
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« Reply #29 on: April 06, 2007, 05:51:19 AM »

We only went out on those two dates and haven't talked since.  Oh, well.
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