House of the Dead

[DistantJ]

lol, I just saw this film the other day, it was really terrible!

I might have to review this soon. Has anybody seen it yet? It's actually a BAD bad movie, not like, a cool ass B-Movie, just a really, really crappy film.

[Doc Daneeka]

It's still a better B-movie than the sequel.

[Torgo]

[Trevor]

 

Is that what Uwe Boll looks like?  (Trevor shudders)

 

[DistantJ]

Naw this is him:

[soylentgreen]

Amazingly enough, I have yet to actually see an Uwe Boll film.  I'm not sure where that puts me in the scheme of things.  As a tried-and-true B-Movie fan, I know I'm sort of obligated to see at least one, I just haven't gotten to them yet.

Ok..well, actually I checked out some mpeg of Kristanna Loken screwing from BLOODRAYNE, but that was for "other" research. 

[Torgo]

[Trevor]

 

Karma for DistantJ and Torgo: thanks for the laugh. 

[Jack]

I got a huge kick out of House of the Dead.  Terrible movie but entertaining as hell.  And I liked the sequel a lot too!  Well I actually liked that Army babe in the tight T-shirt, but the rest of it was fairly palatable as well.

Bloodrayne wasn't that bad either, in comparison to a lot of Sci-Fi Channel Originals    Oh yeah, it wasn't a Sci-Fi Original.

Haven't seen Alone in the Dark yet but I've heard it's Ewe's worst.  Kinda itchin' to get it actually.

[DistantJ]

Thanks fer the Karma, Trevor 

I've heard that Bloodrayne is actually a somewhat alright movie compared to the vaccuum cleaner's other films, I keep getting the urge to try it out. I rather like female vampyric heroines kicking ass in tight clothing. Underworld was a goodun. Plus I hear Meat Loaf is in Bloodrayne. I really think I aught to restrain myself though, after House of the Dead.