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« Reply #105 on: June 21, 2014, 06:34:20 AM »

You are expected to run ahead of the giant monster...directly in it's path...where it is walking.

Same if someone's chasing you in a car - always remain in the center of the street, never go behind a tree or a parked car.
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« Reply #106 on: June 21, 2014, 10:11:44 AM »

If you hit the back of a car on a surface street you will spin and flip in the air like a badass
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« Reply #107 on: June 28, 2014, 11:14:42 PM »

From anything made before Jane Goodall was born...
Vampires & gorillas have a few things in common! Lookingup
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« Reply #108 on: July 09, 2014, 11:05:56 PM »

A seven foot long, four foot wide, six foot deep grave can be exhumed with minimal effort in about ten minutes.
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« Reply #109 on: July 10, 2014, 03:12:41 PM »

     Experts on vampirism who provide employment / shelter for victims of vampires NEVER suspect that said individual just might l be working for the monster.
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« Reply #110 on: September 24, 2014, 10:16:27 PM »

While chemotherapy tends to cause one's scalp to go nekkid, it has absolutely no effect on one's eyebrows or other body hair.
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« Reply #111 on: September 25, 2014, 07:44:11 AM »

From Age of Tomorrow:

When the military builds a billion dollar spaceship, they don't actually train anyone to fly it.  If you need to use it, you take a half-hour class.

Even though aliens are impervious to sustained assault rifle fire, that doesn't mean that an axe thrown by a main character won't kill them easily.

A general who sits behind a desk all day gets to fly billion dollar spaceships into combat.  'Cause he's a general.  And it only takes a half-hour to learn.
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« Reply #112 on: November 22, 2014, 02:13:38 PM »

The Bowie Knife existed long before Jim Bowie was even born.
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