From the first XMEN:
"You know what happens to a toad when it gets struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else."
From the otherwise great LA CONFIDENTIAL:
"Some guys get the world. Some guys get an ex-hooker and a ride to Arizona."
- to be fair, I'm pretty sure that line is in the novel too, but it's still pretty terrible. Basinger's barely-awake delivery doesn't help either.