Umm, I don't really see what the big deal is about Menard, it seems the only time he's dirty is when we're discussing his dirtiness.
Yeah ,but his dirtiness is like that fungus in MUTINY from OUTER SPACE...it infects and mutates all around him...like a black mold....growing and pulsating with a sick,warped,life all it's own...like some Lovecraftian evil..an unseen but felt diasesed presence...an obscene, hidden,creeping horror,spreading despair and corruption in it's wake...WATCH OUT! I"TS HERE! IN THIS ROOM! ARGHHHH!!!!
Keep saying to yourself:
It's only Menard...
It's only Menard...
It's only Menard...
It's only Menard...