There aren't as many quirky, eccentric, or just insane truck drivers making deliveries to us as there used to be.
That's a damn shame! I was the multimedia manager at a Borders Books store for a few years and frequently processed shipments (in and out). The UPS driver reminded me of a xenophobic, racist, sexist version of Jamie Farr from M*A*S*H*
. Maybe the illegitimate child of Jamie Farr and Archie Bunker. Every time I saw him he'd launch into some longwinded diatribe about this or that conspiracy, communists this, gays that, declining morals here, terrorists there. Never a dull moment.