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« on: June 21, 2007, 11:40:34 AM »

Time for another group effort. This time, the story will only be one sentence long...but a really long sentence. Each post can be as long as the person posting wants it to be, but you have to continue where the previous post left off. Example:

Post 1:
The girl went to the drug store and got attacked by a bunch of aliens on motorcycles while ninjas stole her secret formula, but...

Post 2:
...she had magic powers and was able to summon bruce campbell who used the book of the dead to open a portal to hell but then the devil came out and shat all over the ground and maggots crawled out and ate...

Post 3: ...a frozen pizza that was covered in asphalt and lemon juice that had turned sour and made the maggots sick, so they left the pizza behind and went to get office jobs in chicago, where...

All right, so let's make this a really cool story.
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THE ATTACK OF BROADZILLA

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So I was walking down the street one day when I came upon a really ugly lady who was complaining that rats were eating up her garden and roaches were crawling through her panties, and I told her she might as well kill herself from the embarrassment but then the national guard came and told us that a 50 foot Paris Hilton had escaped from jail and was spilling eyeliner and Red Bull all over the city and the world was about to be destroyed and I knew I had to do something so I tried to morph into the green ranger but my powers were weak so I had to run down to the supermarket and buy some vitamin water and sushi but the place was closed so I...

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« Reply #1 on: June 21, 2007, 11:44:16 AM »

over to the nearest hardware store and bought a chainsaw and hockey mask and then went over to the park where I saw some kids flying kites that looked just like . . .
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« Reply #2 on: June 25, 2007, 09:37:18 PM »

mutton vindaloo monster that ate pizza but I didn't like them so I used my mega kick attack that ...
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« Reply #3 on: June 27, 2007, 07:09:55 PM »

merely brought forth a giant elephant seal, who proclaimed "I has a. . ."
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« Reply #4 on: June 28, 2007, 11:12:11 PM »

...pain in my ass, and I aint got no ass," and flopped away to star in a disney movie while ninja mashochists arrived and chopped off the head of the seal and used it to write a threatening message on a nearby wall about...
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« Reply #5 on: June 29, 2007, 02:09:51 PM »

...They would bludgeon me to death with a tuning fork, so I grabbed my Fish and...
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« Reply #6 on: July 01, 2007, 09:53:41 AM »

 . . . I ate it, with a bit of lemon jucie, not tartar sauce, as that overpowers the taste, but lemon juice, which enhances the natural flavor of the Fish.
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« Reply #7 on: July 01, 2007, 02:11:41 PM »

[HEY!!! You used a period! Now it's not a ONE SENTENCE story!)

Meanwhile, the 50 foot Paris Hilton was spotted cuddling a chihuahua the size of a Volkswagen until Hannibal Lecter showed up and . . .
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« Reply #8 on: July 01, 2007, 02:21:27 PM »

Grabbed the nearest blunt object(bowling pin) and screamed like a mad kamikaze as he smacked it up and down on paris's head...
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« Reply #9 on: July 01, 2007, 05:40:51 PM »

which first imploded, and then exploded and after doing that ten times, it turned into a black hole that consumed the...
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« Reply #10 on: July 01, 2007, 06:41:28 PM »

Californian seacoast which endured one earthquake too many thus causing the survivors of the destruction to endure a harsh post apocalyptic dictatorship under the self proclaimed Emperor who happened to be the one and the only...
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« Reply #11 on: July 01, 2007, 10:53:01 PM »

Leonardo De Caprio, who subsequently adopted the title "Leonardo the great" and issued a decree ordering the immediate confiscation and destruction of . . . .
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« Reply #12 on: July 02, 2007, 04:08:19 AM »

.................the South African zombie Trevor, who is at this exact moment, cowering in fear from the weird cold weather and upon hearing of his imminent demise by the actor who played a Rhodesian mercenary, Trevor runs screaming into the arms of....................
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« Reply #13 on: July 02, 2007, 07:41:08 AM »

Rosie O'Donnell (sorry Trevor, no Charlize Theron for you) who mistook him for a twinkie and promptly ate him, but he was able to saw his way out from her stomach and then. . .
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« Reply #14 on: July 02, 2007, 11:36:09 AM »

he found himself smothered in 400 lbs of mutated lard from Rosie's body and as he slowly started to sink into the dark depths of her human fat, he exclaimed for everyone the now famous battle cry...
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