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Menard
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« Reply #45 on: July 08, 2007, 12:33:51 AM »
Quote from: JaseSF on July 08, 2007, 12:01:20 AM
Susan, I'm sure some guys (a minority maybe but still) are actually happy to hear you're not a lesbian.


 


Quote from: JaseSF on July 08, 2007, 12:01:20 AM
So if you're ever in Newfoundland, be sure to look me up  Wink  TeddyR .


(Jase in action)
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« Reply #46 on: July 08, 2007, 08:33:01 AM »
If you has a penis, you'll need one of these:
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Menard
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« Reply #47 on: July 08, 2007, 09:36:06 AM »
Quote from: Ash on July 08, 2007, 08:33:01 AM
If you has a penis, you'll need one of these:




That was a good find. TeddyR
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« Reply #48 on: July 08, 2007, 10:21:25 AM »
  I has a penis...but being married,I don't get to use it to often.    Bluesad
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"Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)
Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."

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Menard
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« Reply #49 on: July 08, 2007, 10:31:42 AM »
Quote from: RCMerchant on July 08, 2007, 10:21:25 AM
  I has a penis...but being married,I don't get to use it to often.    Bluesad



Hope this helps
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« Reply #50 on: July 08, 2007, 10:51:25 AM »
Quote from: Menard on July 08, 2007, 10:31:42 AM
Quote from: RCMerchant on July 08, 2007, 10:21:25 AM
  I has a penis...but being married,I don't get to use it to often.    Bluesad



Hope this helps



 I'm like...5'2"...120 lbs....my whole BODY  could fit in that thing!   Bluesad
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"Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)
Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."

Slobber, Drool, Drip!
https://www.tumblr.com/ronmerchant
Ash
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« Reply #51 on: July 08, 2007, 11:05:08 AM »
RC,
Here's a great place you can go to shop:



Matter of fact, it'd be a great place to shop for all of us penis havers!   TeddyR
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« Reply #52 on: July 08, 2007, 11:10:09 AM »
 BounceGiggle BounceGiggle BounceGiggle BounceGiggle Karma!!!
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"Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)
Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."

Slobber, Drool, Drip!
https://www.tumblr.com/ronmerchant
Menard
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« Reply #53 on: July 08, 2007, 11:10:10 AM »
Quote from: RCMerchant on July 08, 2007, 10:51:25 AM
I'm like...5'2"...120 lbs....my whole BODY  could fit in that thing!   Bluesad


Try this (it's smaller, and it comes with a smile on its face)
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« Reply #54 on: July 08, 2007, 11:14:06 AM »
Quote from: Menard on July 08, 2007, 11:10:10 AM
Try this (it's smaller, and it comes with a smile on its face)



And its name is Henry!   BounceGiggle

Or would these work better?
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« Reply #55 on: July 08, 2007, 11:19:41 AM »
Quote from: Ash on July 08, 2007, 11:14:06 AM


Or would these work better?



 Yikes!  Buggedout  Naw... I got's one of those Manhole Cover Locks!
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"Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)
Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."

Slobber, Drool, Drip!
https://www.tumblr.com/ronmerchant
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« Reply #56 on: July 08, 2007, 11:25:36 AM »
I think these just might do the job... TongueOut



And Menard, if you really want to kiss my boots like that...well... Buggedout... Yegads Man! What are you doing? Stop that!
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« Reply #57 on: July 08, 2007, 11:29:39 AM »
RealDoll's are better:
(the above link is not safe for work!)



Too bad they cost over $5000.
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Menard
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« Reply #58 on: July 08, 2007, 11:33:16 AM »
Quote from: Ash on July 08, 2007, 11:29:39 AM
Too bad they cost over $5000.

That's less than a real woman costs. TeddyR
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Menard
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« Reply #59 on: July 08, 2007, 11:37:26 AM »
Quote from: JaseSF on July 08, 2007, 11:25:36 AM
And Menard, if you really want to kiss my boots like that...well... Buggedout... Yegads Man! What are you doing? Stop that!


I have modified the reply just slightly.
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