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« Reply #90 on: July 09, 2007, 11:19:45 PM »

ROAD WARRIOR!!!!! YEEEEAAAAAAAAH!!!! Thumbup Thumbup Thumbup
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« Reply #91 on: July 10, 2007, 12:35:23 PM »

ROAD WARRIOR...So powerful of a movie it makes men cry in its presence.

You have a penis is you drink beer like Budwesier. I only know one girl who drinks Bud and I was the one who got her into it.  Smile
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« Reply #92 on: July 10, 2007, 03:35:20 PM »

You has a penis if ....

 you drink moonshine....





.....and like movies like this.....

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« Reply #93 on: July 10, 2007, 05:23:11 PM »

LMAO ... I have about a gallon of real moonshine in the cabinet and I have that movie from SWV. I must has a penis.
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« Reply #94 on: July 10, 2007, 05:48:50 PM »

LMAO ... I have about a gallon of real moonshine in the cabinet and I have that movie from SWV. I must has a penis.

Karma!  Thumbup

I once drank two pints of moonshine at a big outdoors party once...woke up two days later and was close to hallucinating! I probably should have died!  Buggedout
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« Reply #95 on: July 10, 2007, 06:25:26 PM »

LMAO ... I have about a gallon of real moonshine in the cabinet and I have that movie from SWV. I must has a penis.

Karma!  Thumbup

I once drank two pints of moonshine at a big outdoors party once...woke up two days later and was close to hallucinating! I probably should have died!  Buggedout

Thanky ... I know a few shiners around here and get a pint or quart ever so often as a gift.

Worst drunk I ever had was on shine when I was 17, almost 18 years old. I kid you not, I woke up in a different state, in a strange house on the bathroom floor naked with a passed out a naked drunk girl in the tub next to me. Couldn't find half my cloths, didn't know where I was, or how long I was gone, and when I finally got home a week later, my Dad chewed my ass and I got p**sed and went and joined the Marines. So when I get asked why I joined the Marines I can say Moonshine.
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« Reply #96 on: July 10, 2007, 06:32:45 PM »

....Sounds ike it was as good for her as it was for you!  BounceGiggle
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« Reply #97 on: July 10, 2007, 07:02:10 PM »

I hope I had a good time and her too, never knew her name or saw her again and didn't remember doing anything with her, all I remembered was I started partying at the river front in Henderson, KY and I some how ended up in Manchester, TN 2 or 3 days later. A clear case of I should have been dead or arrested. Buggedout
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« Reply #98 on: July 10, 2007, 08:13:55 PM »

I must has a penis.


That ain't what I heard.
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« Reply #99 on: July 10, 2007, 09:53:20 PM »

I must has a penis.


That ain't what I heard.
Based on CheezeFlixz story, and confession of same, I'd expect he'd have a penis (or at least an "I was drugged and left for dead..." t-shirt).  Balls anyway. 
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« Reply #100 on: July 10, 2007, 10:06:23 PM »

I must has a penis.


That ain't what I heard.


Oh ol Menard has a penis, it's just not his ...
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« Reply #101 on: July 10, 2007, 10:14:13 PM »

Oh ol Menard has a penis, it's just not his ...


That was a good one. I gave you karma for that. TeddyR
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« Reply #102 on: July 11, 2007, 11:46:46 AM »

Being that this thread has reached 101 posts, much to the horror of many, I thought we could mark the occasion by taking this thread yet another step lower.


I'll start; you add to it.


101 uses for a penis


1) No paper, no pen? Not to worry. With any perfectly good penis, you can write your message on most surfaces from walls to the ground, and including in the snow. Just be careful whose handwriting it is in. TeddyR


Your turn.
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« Reply #103 on: July 11, 2007, 08:03:27 PM »


2. If someone at a party,or any where,for that matter,is bugging the hell out of you, you can drop your drawers and wave it at them.They will not bug you again.   Drink  Or they will beat you into a bloody pulp.  Bluesad
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\"Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!\" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)


Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?"
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."





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« Reply #104 on: July 11, 2007, 10:04:22 PM »

3) If your hands are full, like carrying groceries, it can be used as an impromptu pointing device when giving directions.
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