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« Reply #105 on: July 12, 2007, 01:13:59 AM »

4)If hooked up to radio wire it can be used as an impromptu antenna
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I'm sorry, did I break your concentration?


« Reply #106 on: July 12, 2007, 08:18:35 AM »

A man with no arms can still hitch hike, if he's excited about where he's going.
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Science claims that hydrogen, because there is so much of it, is the building block of the universe, I dispute this, there is plenty more stupidity, and that is the building block of the universe.  Frank Zappa
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« Reply #107 on: July 12, 2007, 10:17:52 AM »

6) Walked into an office, but no place to hang your jacket? Thinking about that secretary just the right way will provide a place to hang it. Now that's a well hung jacket. TeddyR
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Either he's dead or my watch has stopped!


« Reply #108 on: July 12, 2007, 04:46:58 PM »

Your new squeeze can't drive stick?  Teach your lover how to shift gears safely.
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« Reply #109 on: July 13, 2007, 10:09:55 PM »

8) Now you can count to 21 without using your fingers or toes twice.
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The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.
Menard
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« Reply #110 on: July 18, 2007, 01:15:13 AM »

9) Serves as a portable ringtoss game for those times when just a little extra entertainment needs to be added to the event.
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« Reply #111 on: September 07, 2008, 12:17:09 AM »

Well, I didn't read back to see if this was listed.  But see the last event listed:
http://voodoodoughnut.com/events.html

My god, I hope they dont recycle the donuts.
-Ed
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Quantum materiae materietur marmota monax si marmota monax materiam possit materiari?

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Psycho Circus
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« Reply #112 on: September 07, 2008, 07:09:30 AM »

handy extra pool cue  Thumbup
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Mwa Ha Ha Ha Ha


« Reply #113 on: September 07, 2008, 11:50:52 AM »

Great way to get out of jury duty.
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Barbeque sauce tastes good on EVERYTHING, even salad.

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« Reply #114 on: September 07, 2008, 05:08:45 PM »

A way of safely completing a botched pole vault.
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Menard
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« Reply #115 on: September 09, 2008, 09:12:42 PM »

Put a glow-in-the-dark condom on it, and you can safely guide a plane in for a night landing.
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Psycho Circus
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« Reply #116 on: September 10, 2008, 06:41:40 AM »

wrap some carpet round it and scare your friends into thinking it's a fake rat.....Oh hours of fun!  Wink
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