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« on: July 13, 2007, 04:54:12 AM »




I told you jello baths won't make you look younger!
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« Reply #1 on: July 13, 2007, 05:31:20 AM »

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Jesus Henry, you promised me you were going to stop doing this.  You saw Hellrasier like ten years ago.  This joke wasn't funny then and it isn't funny now!
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« Reply #2 on: July 13, 2007, 08:17:00 AM »

"The Blob is back! And this time, it's horny..."
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« Reply #3 on: July 13, 2007, 09:30:32 AM »

Ok...I guess its time to clear this clog...
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« Reply #4 on: July 13, 2007, 11:06:23 AM »

Unfortunately, in his haste to wash off the skunk's spray, Wilbur made the fatal mistake of substituting tomato paste for tomato juice.
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« Reply #5 on: July 13, 2007, 11:31:25 AM »

Unfortunately, in his haste to wash off the skunk's spray, Wilbur made the fatal mistake of substituting tomato paste for tomato juice.

I made that very mistake when I was little, trying to de-skunk my dog.  If he was to list the grandest humiliations of his life, I'm sure being dyed pink would be a close second to getting neutered.  Worst of all, the stench stuck.
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« Reply #6 on: July 13, 2007, 03:12:09 PM »

...For those heavy flow days.
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« Reply #7 on: July 14, 2007, 01:05:35 AM »

World's worst Jello Wrestling Night ever.
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« Reply #8 on: July 14, 2007, 01:43:37 AM »

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« Reply #9 on: July 14, 2007, 04:41:28 AM »

Melvin, I told you not to use the bath tub for your science project!
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« Reply #10 on: July 14, 2007, 04:56:38 AM »

 Dam...what a hangover...aw...sh#t! I puked in the tube again last nite...
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« Reply #11 on: July 14, 2007, 05:24:45 PM »

help, I have fallen into a a bathub full of hot sause!! it burns!BURNS!!! hot
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« Reply #12 on: January 11, 2008, 10:18:59 PM »

Does this mean I've earned my "Red Wings" Flo?
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« Reply #13 on: January 13, 2008, 02:12:27 AM »

"Spooky entity in the bathtub? Call TAPS: We can handle both!"
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« Reply #14 on: January 13, 2008, 08:20:58 AM »

She fell for the oldest trick in the world: The Old Silly Putty In The Tub Molded To Look Like A Guy's Arm Gag.
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