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« Reply #15 on: July 15, 2007, 10:34:29 AM »

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"My gawd, how often do you clean out your ears?"


"Hey, did you ever notice how the light reflects off your bald spot? I mean, it's so bright it could be used to warn ships off a New England coastline! Ha, ha, ha...ugh! My nads!"


Second-in-Command Brinks noticed that the captain was ever so slowly morphing into Ben Kingsly. However, the captain also noticed that Brinks was ever so slowly morphing into a young John Cleese. 


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« Reply #18 on: March 12, 2008, 02:03:06 AM »

"The plan is working. Our movie is SO boring, that KYGOTC is plucking his eyes out with his own rib fragments!"

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« Reply #19 on: March 12, 2008, 10:57:09 AM »

"Oh, crap, we looks more gay then star fleet! Whats the universe comming to?
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« Reply #20 on: March 13, 2008, 09:52:58 PM »

Star Wars, written and directed by John Waters.

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« Reply #21 on: March 14, 2008, 06:44:05 AM »

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