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« on: July 13, 2007, 06:58:39 PM »
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From this week's new review, The Resurrected.


"Do you know what they told me when I said that decorating the walls with foam mattresses from Ikea was less expensive than buying paint, brushes, and rollers?  They told me that I was mad!"
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« Reply #2 on: July 13, 2007, 08:47:32 PM »
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Hmmmm . . .  should I bite a plug out of him or not?
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« Reply #3 on: July 13, 2007, 09:57:12 PM »
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I told you to keep your hands off me, I warned you to keep your hands off me and you just wouldn't listen would you? You thought I was joking about the straight jacket ... well who's laughing now.
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« Reply #4 on: July 13, 2007, 10:06:48 PM »
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When the president said, "Remain vigilant... danger is imminent," I don't think this is quite what he meant.
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« Reply #5 on: July 13, 2007, 11:13:42 PM »
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Jacket Guy: "You son of a bitch..."
Other Guy: "Look John, I thought you wanted me to swallow the key as part of the act. I didn't know I wasn't supposed to swallow it for real! Anyway, what's happened has happened and we've just gotta wait for the Ex-Lax to kick in..."
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« Reply #6 on: July 14, 2007, 01:16:45 AM »
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You'll keep your hands off the damn remote now, won't you?

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« Reply #7 on: July 15, 2007, 01:15:59 AM »
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« Reply #8 on: July 15, 2007, 06:43:58 AM »
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Jacket Guy:  OK you made your point, I'll be a better person.  Now PLEASE give me a courtesy flush and if you're done on the toilet get me out of this thing. 
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« Reply #9 on: July 15, 2007, 07:43:47 AM »
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You could have at least CALLED to tell me you would be home late!  My casserole is completely dried out!
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« Reply #11 on: July 16, 2007, 01:45:08 AM »
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« Reply #12 on: July 22, 2007, 10:52:23 PM »
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John - But I have to use my hands! You like it better when I use my hands...don't you? Bruce???
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