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« on: July 15, 2007, 04:44:42 PM »


"The name's Bondage, James Bondage."
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« Reply #1 on: July 15, 2007, 04:53:47 PM »

Most people do not know that Sean Connery auditioned for the part of Nova in the original "Planet of the Apes."
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« Reply #2 on: July 15, 2007, 05:10:40 PM »




After the producers watched the first dailies for "Pretty Man", Connery was quickly replaced by Julia Roberts
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« Reply #3 on: July 15, 2007, 05:16:54 PM »

Sean made some extra money advertising the new suspenders for the new more fashionable Depends.
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« Reply #4 on: July 15, 2007, 06:17:32 PM »

Barbarella II: The Transexual Years
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« Reply #5 on: July 15, 2007, 06:46:04 PM »

"Where's Menard? I have a  few words for him."
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Get this thread cleaned up or YOU'RE FIRED!!!


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« Reply #6 on: July 15, 2007, 07:07:19 PM »

I bet you're wondering where I keep this gun "holstered"...
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« Reply #7 on: July 15, 2007, 07:15:23 PM »

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Now why on earth hasn't Heavy Metal magazine called me back?
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« Reply #8 on: July 15, 2007, 07:38:38 PM »

The reason Bond never gets bored with all that fluff...
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« Reply #9 on: July 15, 2007, 08:13:14 PM »




p***y....

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« Reply #10 on: July 15, 2007, 09:30:02 PM »

"Where's Menard? I have a  few words for him."


KARMA!!!!  That was the best so far!!


OK, lessee if I can top it . . . nothing particularly creative comes to mind . . . .  here we go:


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« Reply #11 on: July 15, 2007, 10:44:52 PM »

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« Reply #12 on: July 15, 2007, 11:04:28 PM »

Sean had to pay big bucks to halt the release of his ill-advised gay spaghetti western, Any Guy Can Play. But he did keep the boots.
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« Reply #13 on: July 16, 2007, 12:38:59 AM »

I can't believe it, I got kicked out of "The Village People" for looking TOO GAY. . .
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« Reply #14 on: July 16, 2007, 12:55:42 AM »

Ahoy there, maties. The name's Capt. Soreass.  In a moment, you fine, young, strapping men will be boarding my ship and your new home: The Ramrod
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