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« Reply #15 on: July 16, 2007, 06:06:19 AM »

The MI5 swimsuit special calendar of 1973 was surprisingly popular
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« Reply #16 on: July 16, 2007, 06:21:43 AM »


"I don't care how impressive it is, I'll mind you not to stare!
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« Reply #17 on: July 16, 2007, 09:43:59 AM »

Here's two that I came up with on the fly:

"He's got Legs! He knows how to use them!"

"The gun is good..... Sean Connery's penis is evil."
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« Reply #18 on: August 10, 2007, 06:22:29 PM »

My name is Borat, and this is Kazakhstan's Commando uniform.
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Oh the humanity!


« Reply #19 on: December 08, 2007, 03:25:21 PM »


OK Connor McCleod you have 10 seconds to get this gun out my hand
or your immortal life will have some very unpleasant memories.
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« Reply #20 on: December 08, 2007, 11:22:30 PM »

If Capone comes at you with a knife, you come at him wearings a bandoliered diaper...That's the San Fransisco way
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One monster with extra cheese, hold the plot.


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« Reply #21 on: December 20, 2007, 11:40:22 PM »


The opposite of Priapism
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« Reply #22 on: December 24, 2007, 03:32:52 PM »

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the 1970s.
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« Reply #23 on: December 24, 2007, 06:10:18 PM »

Andy, that was great!  Karma!!
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« Reply #24 on: December 29, 2007, 11:02:50 AM »

                    

Professor Dent, this is a Webley Mk. IX survival suit, modified for desert use, it will give you a really bad case of jock rash, so you gotta ask yourself, "Do I feel lucky?"
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« Reply #25 on: September 30, 2009, 03:19:28 AM »

Sean's first take on "Outland" before reading the script....
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« Reply #26 on: September 30, 2009, 10:28:55 AM »

"Alright, dammit! THIS is what a Scotsman wears under his kilt! Now can we stop asking that stupid question?"
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« Reply #27 on: October 21, 2009, 06:01:01 PM »

This is the last time I fall asleep drunk around Johnny Depp!!!
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