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« Reply #15 on: July 18, 2007, 12:22:52 PM »

"don't pay me, pay the bartender you ridiculous douche" Porky in "Porky's"
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Afro-Mullets RULE!


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« Reply #16 on: July 18, 2007, 12:59:51 PM »

"You insignifi-c*nt little f*ck" -Papa Joe in Boondock Saints

"Caught your act at the Velvet Room, Loved it when you broke into 'Viva Las Vegas'" -Rocco in Boondock Saints (Refering to Ronster's clothes resembling those of a bad Elvis inpersonator)

"What are your names, Neil and Bob, or is that what you do?" -Ford Fairlane



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Raw bacon is GREAT! It's like regular bacon, only faster, and it doesn't burn the roof of your mouth!

Happiness is green text in the "Stuff To Watch For" section.

James James: The man so nice, they named him twice.

"Aw man, this thong is chafing my balls" -Lloyd Kaufman in Poultrygeist.

"There's always time for lubricant" -Orlando Jones in Evolution
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« Reply #17 on: July 18, 2007, 05:51:24 PM »

"Well, well, well! Well if it isn't fat stinking billy goat Billy Boy in poison! How art thou, thou globby bottle of cheap stinking chip oil? Come and get one in the yarbles, if ya have any yarbles, ya eunuch jelly thou!"
Alex (Malcolm McDowell) - A CLOCKWORK ORANGE

"Are you eating a tomato or is that your nose?"
Charlie McCarthy (Himself) to Larson E. Whipsnade (W.C. Fields) - YOU CAN'T CHEAT AN HONEST MAN
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Dennis
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I'm sorry, did I break your concentration?


« Reply #18 on: July 18, 2007, 08:11:49 PM »

The Bandit, (Burt Reynolds) to Sheriff  Buford T. Justice, (Jackie Gleason)
"Sheriff, Do the letters F. O. mean anything to you ?"

Sheriff Buford T. Justice to his son,
"There is no way, no way you sprang from my loins, when we get home first thing I'm gonna do is punch your mama in the mouth !"
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Science claims that hydrogen, because there is so much of it, is the building block of the universe, I dispute this, there is plenty more stupidity, and that is the building block of the universe.  Frank Zappa
LilCerberus
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« Reply #19 on: July 19, 2007, 01:19:58 AM »

 Hatred Zaphod Beeblebrox: "Listen, you semi-evolved simian! Will you crowbar this into your cro-magnon cranium?"

 Wink Chong: "You know man, when I die, I wanna be cremated. And then, like, when they get my ashes back, like, in a little baggie, I wanna be mixed with some really good $#*!, and I want all my friends to come around & smoke me!"
 Lookingup Cheech: "Yeah, well remind me not to be one of your friends when you die."
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« Reply #20 on: July 19, 2007, 08:13:24 AM »

I love the moment in Major League where Clu Heywood goes up to bat, shares a few words with Jake Taylor (Tom Berrenger), and out of the blue says "How's your wife, and my kids?"  TeddyR
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« Reply #21 on: July 20, 2007, 08:49:24 PM »

Gotta stick with the classics!

Now it isn't that I don't like you, Susan, because, after all, in moments of quiet, I'm strangely drawn toward you, but - well, there haven't been any quiet moments.
Bringing Up Baby (1938)

i feel like i've heard that line before  Wink
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« Reply #22 on: July 23, 2007, 07:33:23 PM »

These people know how to get their point across, don't they?
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« Reply #23 on: July 23, 2007, 09:16:16 PM »

These people know how to get their point across, don't they?


is that danny bonoducci? lol
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« Reply #24 on: July 23, 2007, 09:25:29 PM »

I didn't miss any point. You're a moron; I got that on the first reading.
THAT 'RED DAWN' THREAD - Mernard (Himself)

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« Reply #25 on: July 24, 2007, 02:16:19 PM »

"You know what the difference between you and a bucket of crap is?


The bucket."

I can't remember where I heard it originally.
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« Reply #26 on: July 24, 2007, 03:34:40 PM »

"That looks like a penis, , only SMALLER"

-Hollywood knights. .
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Raw bacon is GREAT! It's like regular bacon, only faster, and it doesn't burn the roof of your mouth!

Happiness is green text in the "Stuff To Watch For" section.

James James: The man so nice, they named him twice.

"Aw man, this thong is chafing my balls" -Lloyd Kaufman in Poultrygeist.

"There's always time for lubricant" -Orlando Jones in Evolution
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« Reply #27 on: July 25, 2007, 01:46:22 AM »

"Get f**ked, four-eyes!"
Shaun of the Dead

"I've never seen [a wang] that... old before..."
Primary Colors (as much as I hated this movie, this was one part that actually made me laugh)

"I can't go out to buy cigarettes without running into ten guys that you f**ked!"
Boondock Saints

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Dennis
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« Reply #28 on: July 25, 2007, 08:26:25 AM »

"I've never seen [a wang] that... old before..."
Primary Colors (as much as I hated this movie, this was one part that actually made me laugh)
In the rally scene in this movie they used the Tournament of Roses Band of which my daughter was a member. During a break in the filming Billy Bob Thorton walked over to the band and asked "Is this like a for real band?" to which Kari replied "Yes it is, are you like a for real actor."
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Science claims that hydrogen, because there is so much of it, is the building block of the universe, I dispute this, there is plenty more stupidity, and that is the building block of the universe.  Frank Zappa
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« Reply #29 on: July 25, 2007, 11:51:27 AM »

There was a line in a recent Dilbert cartoon . . .


"I've produced bigger things than you by eating fiber!"
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"Carpe Ngo Diem!" - Seize the South Vietnamese Dictator!
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