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« on: July 16, 2007, 10:02:33 PM »




Free healthcare now available in Guatamala!
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« Reply #1 on: July 16, 2007, 10:26:10 PM »

Whoaa, maybe this bong works a little TOO good. .
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« Reply #2 on: July 16, 2007, 10:35:09 PM »

Inspired by The Electric Kool-Aid Acid Test, the tooth fairy begins to secretly experiment with anesthesia.
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« Reply #3 on: July 16, 2007, 10:41:06 PM »

CHUG! CHUG! CHUG! CHUG!
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« Reply #4 on: July 16, 2007, 11:44:19 PM »

Diet Dr. Pepper tastes more like regular Dr. Pepper . . . . ONLY NASTY!!!!!!!!!
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« Reply #5 on: July 17, 2007, 12:31:07 AM »

(pump,pump,pump) C'mon, man breathe!!!  Breathe!!! What did I tell you about picking a fight with Rosie O'Donnell (pump,pump,pump)
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« Reply #6 on: July 17, 2007, 12:33:20 AM »

Watching a Uwe Boll movie always left Tony flat
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« Reply #7 on: July 17, 2007, 05:43:22 AM »

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« Reply #8 on: July 17, 2007, 10:04:08 AM »

John couldn't believe he only had to pay $5 for his new inflatable friend.
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« Reply #9 on: July 17, 2007, 12:03:54 PM »

John couldn't believe he only had to pay $5 for his new inflatable friend.


That's a good un, as we say here in Texas!
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« Reply #10 on: July 17, 2007, 04:10:32 PM »

"Why the hell isn't this enema working?"
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« Reply #11 on: July 17, 2007, 06:52:45 PM »

The pilot for Dr. Tarzan: Jungle Medicine Man was not picked up, even by the CW.
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« Reply #12 on: July 18, 2007, 10:27:44 PM »

Quote
"Why the hell isn't this enema working?"
Lol. . good one. .
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« Reply #13 on: July 18, 2007, 11:17:58 PM »

"Yes my pet, there there. Just feel me inside. Let my little selves do their work and it will all be over soon. Your friend back there held 4 gallons and you will birth many many more..."
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« Reply #14 on: July 20, 2007, 10:26:52 AM »

HEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ROLL HIM OVER.......SOMETHING IS STARTING TO HAPPEN BACK HERE !!!!!!!!!!!
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