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trekgeezer
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« on: July 20, 2007, 12:39:24 PM »

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And you thought Trek isn't cool.
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« Reply #1 on: July 21, 2007, 10:09:39 PM »

Kirk: "12 Tribbles?! Curses, bested by a subordinate! And a female too! Damn it, this is most uncomfortable I've ever been..."
Spock: "Making sport of the rectal insertion of rodents? Highly illogical... but somehow intriguing."
Bones: "Damn it Jim, I'm a doctor not a Jaws of Life! You're on your own for this one!"
Scotty: "Ah crap, there goes my record..."
Chekov: "Haha, easiest 30 credits I ever made!"
Uhura: "Boys, never play a woman's game. Now pay up and leave a lady to her privacy."

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« Reply #2 on: July 22, 2007, 10:00:10 PM »

Uhura:  Yeah it was me...I farted.  Want to make something of it?
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Dennis
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I'm sorry, did I break your concentration?


« Reply #3 on: July 22, 2007, 10:34:53 PM »

Spock, "Captain, I think we should boldly go where no man has gone before, the female nudist colony on Alpha Zeta IV"
Kirk "Excellent idea Mr. Spock"
Uhura "You morons would jump a dead alligator if you got the chance, or a live one if you could get some one to hold the tail"
 
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« Reply #4 on: July 01, 2008, 10:35:54 PM »

See? Nurse Chapel is on the cover of Crack Whore Magazine!
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I'm a Mac...


« Reply #5 on: July 01, 2008, 11:18:18 PM »



Kirk: I wonder if Lieutenant Uhura will join me again in that set of hot tubs I've got set up in the forward observation deck?  Hmmmm...I'll have to stop by quarters and pick up the Cialis beforehand, don't want another embarrassment like that last time Nurse Chapel and I shacked up...
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« Reply #6 on: July 01, 2008, 11:22:10 PM »

Anybody:  Join the club, we get velour uniforms.  It's real velour, just let yourself go.
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« Reply #7 on: July 02, 2008, 04:43:21 PM »

Chekhov: Did I mention I like my vomen the vay I like my coffee?
Uhura: Every five minutes.
Scotty: Laddy, we really have to get you laid.
Kirk: It's been a whole hour since I last got laid.
Bones: Jim, you old dog.
Spock: Most Illogical.
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