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« on: August 01, 2007, 11:28:22 PM »

Damn tourists

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« Reply #1 on: August 02, 2007, 12:30:24 AM »

Gieco Auto Insurance, so easy he can do it.

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Primoris Malum

« Reply #2 on: August 02, 2007, 12:39:02 AM »

"I so could have played the Wampa in The Empire Strikes Back, but nooo, they go and give it to that hack, Jerry."

The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.
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Get this thread cleaned up or YOU'RE FIRED!!!

« Reply #3 on: August 02, 2007, 09:32:26 AM »

Snow Cones, getcha fresh snow cones here...

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« Reply #4 on: August 02, 2007, 10:41:24 AM »

Isn't my wife's mother gone yet? It's damn cold out here.
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« Reply #5 on: August 02, 2007, 11:40:17 AM »

no visible yellow snow, this proves Yeti`s have toilets
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Consistency is the hobgoblin of small minds.

« Reply #6 on: August 02, 2007, 11:52:03 AM »

Quote from: Yeti
Global warming my frozen yeti ass...

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MEATLOAF! (meet-low-ff)

« Reply #7 on: August 02, 2007, 05:31:08 PM »

We beleive that the reason that no one has seen the yeti before is because their way to camofogue, observe:

Yeti: Oh crap, people here, gotta stay still...
Person: Hey who put my sister here?

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Where's that brick.......

« Reply #8 on: August 02, 2007, 10:38:22 PM »

Barry Bonds would regret letting his pet St. Bernard get into his "supplement" supply.

One more out of work mythical creature had to resort to turning tricks after they could no longer model for Frank Frazetta and Boris Vallejo.

Hey, It's the Taskmaster Kevin Sullivan hitting the comeback trail!!!

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« Reply #9 on: August 02, 2007, 10:43:56 PM »

"Damn! Another snow day. Those kids are really starting to get on my nerves!"

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Reticence is death. Don't think too long on that.

« Reply #10 on: July 24, 2008, 07:32:49 PM »

What is this? This is Yeti? Oh, thank god...I thought I was watching "Yentl!"

Ready your mind and steel your heart against failure; for it's the only thing from which you can truly grow.
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Hypnotic, ain't it?

« Reply #11 on: July 25, 2008, 11:21:21 AM »

"An' I woulda gotten away with it too, if it weren't for those meddling kids!"

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« Reply #12 on: July 25, 2008, 12:22:15 PM »

"No, for the last time, I am not the dad on American Chopper!"

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Shake The Faith

« Reply #13 on: July 27, 2008, 11:11:33 AM »

"hmm, I could really go for some pie right about now"

« Reply #14 on: July 27, 2008, 02:32:57 PM »

Jerry finally returned after six months in the Himalayas without a razor.
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