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Psycho Circus
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Shake The Faith

« Reply #15 on: September 05, 2008, 09:13:06 AM »

Papa Smurf: "Damn it! Stop showing off with your newfangle c**k push-ups!"

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« Reply #16 on: September 05, 2008, 09:25:36 AM »

The other smurfs are disgusted to find Brainy having his way with a woodchuck hole.

"Join me in the abyss of savings."
The Cat Herder of Badmovies
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I'm a Mac...

« Reply #17 on: September 06, 2008, 08:06:40 PM »

Brainey's aphrodisiac had some unexpected and rather unpleasant side effects.

God of making the characteristic which becomes dirty sends the hurricane.
Frightening Fanatic of Horrible Cinema

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Mwa Ha Ha Ha Ha

« Reply #18 on: September 06, 2008, 09:18:28 PM »

Oh man, I have no idea where I am anymore.

Barbeque sauce tastes good on EVERYTHING, even salad.

Yes, salad.
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Resident Jenova's Witness

« Reply #19 on: September 07, 2008, 08:51:54 AM »

Goddammit Brainy! We were trying to make a pyramid here!
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« Reply #20 on: September 08, 2008, 05:06:23 AM »

Bernardo Bertolucci's smurf remake of "Novecento" quickly joined the list of NC-17 cartoons.

Due to the horrifying nature of this film, no one will be admitted to the theatre.
Clouseau! Hmhmhmhmm!!! (twitch)
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You said "Minkey"!

« Reply #21 on: November 15, 2009, 05:58:41 AM »

Brainy eagerly awaits being the recipient of a Smurfkkake.

HBO in space!<br />
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Just give me hairspray and I can rule the world!

« Reply #22 on: November 15, 2009, 06:44:37 AM »

Brainy readies himself for his first foray into glasses-fetish porn.

"What about the American Dream?"
"It came true!  You're looking at it!"
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