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Dennis
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« on: August 04, 2007, 12:15:50 PM »


We're about to attack Godzilla and this joker is ordering take out.
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The fate of the last door to door salesmen


« Reply #1 on: August 04, 2007, 12:55:31 PM »

Girl: Daddy I want pepperoni and anchovies! Please! Please! Please!
Guy on phone: For the last time I'm calling for an airstrike, not pizza!.... and besides, I hate anchovies.
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Primoris Malum


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« Reply #2 on: August 04, 2007, 02:09:38 PM »

"Sheesh, you have to take your finger off the button before you can receive a reply!"
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The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.
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« Reply #3 on: August 04, 2007, 02:24:41 PM »

Quote from: Woman
Excuse me?!?!  What do you mean my hair is too big for a helmet?!?
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« Reply #4 on: August 04, 2007, 03:22:10 PM »

I think were gonna need a bigger helmet.
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Get this thread cleaned up or YOU'RE FIRED!!!


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« Reply #5 on: August 04, 2007, 07:37:13 PM »

(music in the background)

One of these things is not like the others, one of these things just doesn't belong!
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« Reply #6 on: August 04, 2007, 09:19:26 PM »

wow, thats a big cell phone, i bet they get smaller and smaller in the future.
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« Reply #7 on: August 04, 2007, 09:21:13 PM »

Girl: Mmmmmm ooh what a BIG hand set and you keep it sooooo clean too.
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« Reply #8 on: August 04, 2007, 10:32:21 PM »

"Don't mind all those guys standing behind me...they're just my network."
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The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.
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« Reply #9 on: August 05, 2007, 10:11:39 PM »

The Japanese remake of the M*A*S*H sitcom lost something in translation.
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« Reply #10 on: August 05, 2007, 10:56:09 PM »

The girl was the only one who wasn't amazed by the size of Godzilla's grapefruits. 
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« Reply #11 on: August 06, 2007, 04:34:50 PM »

Well, dear. Your boyfriend was a paratrooper. Anybody bring a sponge?
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« Reply #12 on: August 07, 2007, 04:30:15 PM »


"Alright, this is an emergency, we need an air strike at-what?  No, I DON'T want to change my long distance company!  Get off the %#^ing radio!"

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« Reply #13 on: August 07, 2007, 04:40:36 PM »


We are going to start Operation Kaiju Prostate Check in a few moments.  Wish me luck.
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« Reply #14 on: August 07, 2007, 04:47:36 PM »

Sir! A giant rat is attacking Japan!... No, I'm not kidding
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