flackbait
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The fate of the last door to door salesmen
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« on: August 13, 2007, 04:16:05 PM » |
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Sadly Fullmetal Jacket: the musical lacked something from the film
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asimpson2006
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« Reply #1 on: August 13, 2007, 07:01:01 PM » |
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Your hands will protect your groin if someone shoots you with a gun.
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Joe the Destroyer
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« Reply #2 on: August 13, 2007, 10:12:21 PM » |
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The men at bootcamp learned the hard way not to share hookers.
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sideorderofninjas
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« Reply #3 on: August 13, 2007, 10:25:11 PM » |
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The men of Fighting Michael Jackson Squad would soon undergo their toughest training learning to moonwalk under enemy fire...
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Texdar
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« Reply #4 on: August 14, 2007, 03:27:20 AM » |
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No one in the troop (including the drill sargeant) wanted to admit they had to go number one before they started the march.
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I bent my wookie!
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Doc Daneeka
The Game is Finished?
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It's neVer over!
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« Reply #5 on: August 14, 2007, 06:30:40 AM » |
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Everyone now knew just how much of a ball-buster the major truly was ...groan
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Goji_girl
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MEATLOAF! (meet-low-ff)
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« Reply #6 on: August 14, 2007, 09:18:18 AM » |
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Someone put itching powder in their shorts...
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Andrew
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I know where my towel is.
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« Reply #7 on: August 14, 2007, 09:32:49 AM » |
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Next time on "Mail Call:" Oingo Boingo goes to boot camp.
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Andrew Borntreger Badmovies.org
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The Burgomaster
Aggravating People Worldwide Since 1964
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« Reply #8 on: August 14, 2007, 05:13:39 PM » |
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None of them realized that if they would stop squeezing the pain would subside . . . .
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"Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me the hell alone."
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Dennis
Yes, it's true, absolutely true. I am a
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I'm sorry, did I break your concentration?
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« Reply #9 on: August 14, 2007, 07:31:11 PM » |
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Who put Atomic Heat Balm in my athletic supporter? I'll keep you morons up all night doing this if I have to!
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Reach for the heavens in hope for the future for all that we can be, not what we are. Henry John Deutschendorf Jr.
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Mr. DS
Master Of Cinematic Bowel Movements
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Get this thread cleaned up or YOU'RE FIRED!!!
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« Reply #10 on: August 14, 2007, 08:54:38 PM » |
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Got Crabs?
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Yaddo 42
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Where's that brick.......
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« Reply #11 on: August 14, 2007, 10:05:05 PM » |
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Liza Jane's sister strikes again.
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blah blah stuff blah blah obscure pop culture reference blah blah clever turn of phrase blah blah bad pun blah blah bad link blah blah zzzz.....
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BlackAngel75
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eject...eject
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« Reply #12 on: August 16, 2007, 12:50:24 AM » |
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I still like the line:
This is my weapon, this in my gun / This is for fighting, this is for fun.
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We all know Bill is a little nuts, but George has actually tasted them. -Betty White at the William Shatner Roast
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Inyarear
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Slimo! Slimo! Slimo!
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« Reply #13 on: August 16, 2007, 01:57:34 AM » |
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Before "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" there was "Either Way, Boy, Your Balls Are Mine!"
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IzzyDedjet
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« Reply #14 on: August 29, 2007, 11:33:29 AM » |
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When the Drill Sergeant mentioned kick ball for P.T., everyone reacted instinctively.
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