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« on: August 14, 2007, 12:13:14 AM »



Godzilla- uh, this isnt what it looks like....
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« Reply #1 on: August 14, 2007, 12:15:19 AM »

Little Akahito never recovered from his drastic, first-hand look at how little mutant dinosaurs were made . . .
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« Reply #2 on: August 14, 2007, 01:17:49 AM »

I don't get the joke. Godzilla's just Heimliching Anguirus after a handful of screaming extras got stuck in his throat, nothing more...  Wink 
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« Reply #3 on: August 14, 2007, 01:59:53 AM »


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« Reply #4 on: August 14, 2007, 06:26:19 AM »

Punch Pagoda red!
Ow! They're all black and white!
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Film color? I'm colorblind!

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« Reply #5 on: August 14, 2007, 09:15:54 AM »

Anguirus: A little horny aren't we?
Godzilla: Yep... I've got spines on my back while you have spikes!
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« Reply #6 on: August 14, 2007, 09:30:50 AM »

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« Reply #7 on: August 14, 2007, 10:12:28 AM »

Sometimes even Godzilla needed to spoon.
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« Reply #8 on: August 14, 2007, 05:10:47 PM »

In desperate need of creativity, WWE tries something new . . .
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« Reply #9 on: August 14, 2007, 10:19:12 PM »

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« Reply #10 on: August 14, 2007, 11:32:24 PM »

the true story of Mothera's birth
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« Reply #11 on: August 15, 2007, 02:14:48 PM »

Godzilla,monster proctologist,with his first patient.
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« Reply #12 on: August 16, 2007, 12:02:55 AM »

Rule of thumb: never, NEVER, serve Godzilla a glass of Incredible Hulk
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« Reply #13 on: August 16, 2007, 10:45:46 AM »

Toho's one entry into adult films left something to be desired . . .
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« Reply #14 on: August 19, 2007, 04:04:55 PM »

Brokeback Monster Island

Godzilla "Tell me how to quit you..."
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