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« on: August 15, 2007, 08:25:33 AM »


Gee dad, mom says I'm old enough now, so you're gonna give me that talk about the Rodans and Mothras, okay ?
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« Reply #1 on: August 15, 2007, 01:03:26 PM »

Amazing but true Sci-Fi fact #3986756783483483: Minya's Origin
Right before being bombarded with Gamma Rays from space, comic book character Ben Grimm ate the Pillsbury Dough Guy. After becoming the rock-skinned "Thing," Ben had a huge bowel movement, resulting in Minya.
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« Reply #2 on: August 15, 2007, 02:00:55 PM »

It seems as if Godzilla raped King Kong and three days later ate a lot of Mexican food. Then took a really big bad crap resulting Minya.
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« Reply #3 on: August 16, 2007, 10:44:06 AM »

"Don't lie to me, mum, I look like CRAP!"
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« Reply #4 on: August 16, 2007, 12:25:03 PM »

"Cooooookies!"
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« Reply #5 on: August 16, 2007, 03:21:26 PM »


NONE OF THESE TREES ARE BIG ENOUGH TO WIPE WITH!
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« Reply #6 on: August 17, 2007, 11:58:13 PM »

Minya: Mom, tell the truth, do I have a pimple on my face?

Mom: That pimple IS your face.
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« Reply #7 on: August 18, 2007, 11:33:19 AM »

The Pillsbury Doughboy should never have had children.
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« Reply #8 on: August 18, 2007, 10:25:57 PM »

"Hi, I'm Mickey Rooney for Depends......."
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« Reply #9 on: August 19, 2007, 08:34:44 PM »

"Hi, I'm Mickey Rooney for Depends......."
That had me laughing so hard that I choked on my soda. Karma.
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« Reply #11 on: September 13, 2008, 11:25:50 AM »

Gary Coleman auditions for Ghoulies 20 years too late...
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