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Mr. DS
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Get this thread cleaned up or YOU'RE FIRED!!!

« on: August 16, 2007, 09:12:58 PM »

"Pssst...did you know Frank Oz has had his hand up Yoda's behind too?"

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Jesus H. Chelios!

« Reply #1 on: August 16, 2007, 09:18:53 PM »

"Pssst... Seriously Mark, you might wanna save up whatever Lucas is paying you, cuz you're gonna need it in another 20 years."

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« Reply #2 on: August 16, 2007, 11:00:28 PM »


HE -

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« Reply #3 on: August 17, 2007, 10:59:11 AM »

I think they're serving pork at the cafeteria!

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« Reply #4 on: August 17, 2007, 08:13:13 PM »

Maybe by doing this people will forget about me in the Star Wars Holiday Special.
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« Reply #5 on: August 17, 2007, 11:49:52 PM »

You had sexual thoughts about your sister, pshaw.  I had sex with a frog.

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Where's that brick.......

« Reply #6 on: August 18, 2007, 10:30:06 PM »

You're not Jewish, are you Mark?

blah blah stuff blah blah obscure pop culture reference blah blah clever turn of phrase blah blah bad pun blah blah bad link blah blah zzzz.....
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I'm not this big, I'm just in the foreground

« Reply #7 on: September 05, 2007, 10:27:11 AM »

Come on, you've never wanted to pork some pork?  Why don't you bulls-eye womprats in my Beggar's Canyon?  Never underestimate the power of my darkside.

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« Reply #8 on: September 07, 2007, 10:11:55 PM »

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« Reply #9 on: August 14, 2009, 07:45:15 AM »

Is that a lightsaber in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

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« Reply #10 on: August 14, 2009, 10:15:59 PM »

I'll have to do what to not be in either of the Ewok tv-movies....


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« Reply #11 on: September 25, 2009, 05:15:06 AM »

i know! i'm such a pig!

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« Reply #12 on: October 25, 2009, 07:45:04 PM »

   Luke,I'm Kosher pork

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« Reply #13 on: October 25, 2009, 09:28:33 PM »

Luke thinking:  "Holy crap, I'm about to screw a puppet!"

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