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« on: August 19, 2007, 10:38:45 AM »

Underdog learned the hard way not to pee on Godzilla's rug.

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« Reply #1 on: August 19, 2007, 11:01:27 AM »

Godzilla was in the mood for a hot dog.  (groan)

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« Reply #2 on: August 19, 2007, 12:12:55 PM »

Godzilla's leash did not please the dog.

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« Reply #3 on: August 19, 2007, 06:01:08 PM »

Sure, he's mad now, but wait until he sees the surprise he left in his roses!

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« Reply #4 on: August 19, 2007, 10:23:18 PM »

Toho's crossover ideas hit rockbottom.
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« Reply #5 on: August 20, 2007, 05:05:39 PM »

For Godzilla,seppiku was the only option,after he met his new co-star.

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« Reply #6 on: August 21, 2007, 12:30:28 AM »

The kaiju's version of the FHM's segment, "Who the Hell are You!?"

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« Reply #7 on: August 21, 2007, 12:42:21 AM »

The JDF's latest super weapon turned out to be an unmitigated disaster. Rather than engage Godzilla in battle, the colossal biodroid codenamed MechaDog (but affectionately referred to as Dogora), caused havoc by lifting its leg and urinating on Tokyo Tower, sniffing Anguiras' butt and then ran off, chasing Mothra after one blast from Godzilla's atomic breath. The disgraced defense minster promises to have a full battalion of Masers back on the front line by day's end.

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« Reply #8 on: August 21, 2007, 10:57:34 AM »

Some crossovers work very well, some crossovers just fail like the Virtua Boy.  This is the later of the two.
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« Reply #9 on: August 22, 2007, 03:02:25 PM »

Even Godzilla was upset with the idea of a live action Underdog.
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« Reply #10 on: August 25, 2007, 12:19:06 AM »

Despite it not being the cuisine of his native land, Godzilla needed the work, so he began to use his natural gifts to prepare giant mutant hounds for banquets and special occasion catering.

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