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Texdar
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« on: August 19, 2007, 06:26:13 PM »



I can't...help...myself......must....pinch.....those....cheeks!
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« Reply #1 on: August 19, 2007, 06:51:04 PM »

Yes! Yes! My lifesize Herman Munster statue has finally arrived! He shall be the keystone from which my Munsters museum will grow!
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« Reply #2 on: August 19, 2007, 07:35:42 PM »

"Righty=tighty and lefty=loosy, right?"
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« Reply #3 on: August 19, 2007, 10:22:38 PM »

Was this how your father touched you, Frankie? 
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« Reply #4 on: August 20, 2007, 10:47:31 AM »

I had a headache "this big."
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Get this thread cleaned up or YOU'RE FIRED!!!


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« Reply #5 on: August 20, 2007, 11:14:58 AM »

Dammit...the love doll company sent me the wrong item, now how the hell am I supposed to return this?
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« Reply #6 on: August 20, 2007, 07:47:51 PM »

NOW . . . .  you will reveal to me the location of Fay Wray's dressing room . . ."

(Sorry . . . that was weak!)
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« Reply #7 on: August 20, 2007, 08:06:26 PM »


"Still, there is nothing! This always worked for Spock..."
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« Reply #8 on: August 20, 2007, 10:10:35 PM »

But the ad said the head would be this big! Ripped off again!
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« Reply #9 on: August 21, 2007, 12:25:34 AM »

Oops, I opened the wrong box.   Now, where's the box Joan Rivers is usually kept in?
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« Reply #10 on: August 28, 2007, 12:41:56 AM »

After his decision to to live more a more healthy life style, Drac started reading the ingredient labels on his snacks more carefully.

Drac:  DAMMIT.  Contains MSG!
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« Reply #11 on: August 28, 2007, 06:58:57 AM »



"And now to re-enact the famous kiss scene in Spiderman 1, FRANKIE AND DRAC!!!"
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« Reply #12 on: September 14, 2008, 06:35:45 PM »

Grandpa: Herman, wake up! Eddie and Marilyn snuck out to a rave and Lily's with another monster!
Herman: Oh, leave me alone Grandpa, I'm trying to get my beauty sleep!
Grandpa: Oh! I could just kill you! ........ Then bring you back to life! But you wouldn't learn anything from it; you've already been through that.

*Canned small audience laughter*
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