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« on: August 20, 2007, 11:17:18 AM »



Ok, we don't have any pets, so I really would like to know who peed on the carpet?
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« Reply #1 on: August 20, 2007, 11:23:58 AM »

(guy pointing):  That is most certainly not a handicap spot, please move your wheelchair immediately. 
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« Reply #2 on: August 20, 2007, 02:56:32 PM »

Bela: Dammit!  How did I get in the red-herring butler role again!
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« Reply #3 on: August 20, 2007, 05:02:14 PM »

 I vill find out who the killer is! Put your feet in -1 potato, 2 potato, 3 potato, 4-




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« Reply #4 on: August 20, 2007, 08:39:22 PM »

There was a split second of silence, followed by the sickening thunk of skulls colliding as they all went for the quarter at once . . . .
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« Reply #5 on: August 20, 2007, 10:07:06 PM »

Dave managed to get almost everyone with the old "Are you afraid of heights? Your zipper is" gag.
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« Reply #6 on: August 21, 2007, 11:12:43 AM »

What's that? Ha! Made you look!
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« Reply #7 on: August 22, 2007, 12:43:50 AM »

You clean that up.  No, you clean that up.  No, you clean that up...
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« Reply #8 on: August 27, 2007, 11:40:28 PM »

...You do the hokie pokie and you turn yourself about...
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« Reply #9 on: September 14, 2008, 05:40:04 PM »

Man in grey: Our first clue is this cheap knock-off persian rug. What would something so tawdry be doing in a nice house like this?
Woman, indignantly: I beg your pardon! This is my house, and that's my rug...I could just kill you!
Man in grey: Aha! This woman has a quick temper and a propensity for violence. This case is solved! There is your murderer!
Bela: But there's been no murder. We're all here to discuss thumb tack futures and stock options.
Man in grey: Aha! Then why is there a dead body in that wheelchair? And why are you drawing our attention away from it? Hm? Perhaps you are our murderer, sir!
Bela: That's Cedric, and he has narcolepsy...
Man in grey: Oh......well I knew that. Oh, look at the time....
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