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« on: August 20, 2007, 11:17:18 AM »

Ok, we don't have any pets, so I really would like to know who peed on the carpet?

I bent my wookie!
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Get this thread cleaned up or YOU'RE FIRED!!!

« Reply #1 on: August 20, 2007, 11:23:58 AM »

(guy pointing):  That is most certainly not a handicap spot, please move your wheelchair immediately. 

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It's not what you say, it's how you say it.

« Reply #2 on: August 20, 2007, 02:56:32 PM »

Bela: Dammit!  How did I get in the red-herring butler role again!
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« Reply #3 on: August 20, 2007, 05:02:14 PM »

 I vill find out who the killer is! Put your feet in -1 potato, 2 potato, 3 potato, 4-


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« Reply #4 on: August 20, 2007, 08:39:22 PM »

There was a split second of silence, followed by the sickening thunk of skulls colliding as they all went for the quarter at once . . . .

"Carpe diem!" - Seize the day!  "Carpe per diem!" - Seize the daily living allowance! "Carpe carp!" - Seize the fish!
"Carpe Ngo Diem!" - Seize the South Vietnamese Dictator!
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Where's that brick.......

« Reply #5 on: August 20, 2007, 10:07:06 PM »

Dave managed to get almost everyone with the old "Are you afraid of heights? Your zipper is" gag.

blah blah stuff blah blah obscure pop culture reference blah blah clever turn of phrase blah blah bad pun blah blah bad link blah blah zzzz.....
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MEATLOAF! (meet-low-ff)

« Reply #6 on: August 21, 2007, 11:12:43 AM »

What's that? Ha! Made you look!

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« Reply #7 on: August 22, 2007, 12:43:50 AM »

You clean that up.  No, you clean that up.  No, you clean that up...

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« Reply #8 on: August 27, 2007, 11:40:28 PM »

...You do the hokie pokie and you turn yourself about...
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« Reply #9 on: September 14, 2008, 05:40:04 PM »

Man in grey: Our first clue is this cheap knock-off persian rug. What would something so tawdry be doing in a nice house like this?
Woman, indignantly: I beg your pardon! This is my house, and that's my rug...I could just kill you!
Man in grey: Aha! This woman has a quick temper and a propensity for violence. This case is solved! There is your murderer!
Bela: But there's been no murder. We're all here to discuss thumb tack futures and stock options.
Man in grey: Aha! Then why is there a dead body in that wheelchair? And why are you drawing our attention away from it? Hm? Perhaps you are our murderer, sir!
Bela: That's Cedric, and he has narcolepsy...
Man in grey: Oh......well I knew that. Oh, look at the time....

Ready your mind and steel your heart against failure; for it's the only thing from which you can truly grow.
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