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« on: August 21, 2007, 06:01:12 AM »

Since we were on the topic of Attack From Mars in a different thread...I thought, why not include a screenshot from it here?
Come up with a caption for this disgusting picture!

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"Charlie,we're in HELL!"-"yeah,ain't it groovy?!"

« Reply #1 on: August 21, 2007, 06:05:09 AM »

After years of snorting coke, Olga's brains started leaking out her nose.

"Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!\" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)

Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?"
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."

Slobber, Drool, Drip!
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« Reply #2 on: August 21, 2007, 06:11:26 AM »

Don't you just hate how cold winter days make your nose run?

I bent my wookie!
Mr. DS
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Get this thread cleaned up or YOU'RE FIRED!!!

« Reply #3 on: August 21, 2007, 10:57:33 AM »

An uncommon side effect from nose jobs.

DarkSider's Realm

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I know where my towel is.

« Reply #4 on: August 21, 2007, 11:06:13 AM »

This is why you should never watch "Monty Python and the Holy Grail" while eating breakfast.

Andrew Borntreger
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MEATLOAF! (meet-low-ff)

« Reply #5 on: August 21, 2007, 11:10:38 AM »

Ya wanna see something cool? *drinks milk* Heh heh heh!

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« Reply #6 on: August 21, 2007, 06:46:40 PM »

Cocaine having lost its charm, little Olga took to snorting Malt-O-Meal.

"I'm always up for a little anarchy, as long as it's well-planned and carefully organized!"
Joe the Destroyer
« Reply #7 on: August 21, 2007, 07:03:30 PM »

This is your brain.  This is your brain after seeing the ending of April Fool's Day.  Any questions?
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« Reply #8 on: August 22, 2007, 12:31:04 AM »

Sneezy's daughter

We all know Bill is a little nuts, but George has actually tasted them.
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Where's that brick.......

« Reply #9 on: August 25, 2007, 12:26:28 AM »

Needing a challenge, Hilda decided to bleach and braid her nose hair.

blah blah stuff blah blah obscure pop culture reference blah blah clever turn of phrase blah blah bad pun blah blah bad link blah blah zzzz.....
« Reply #10 on: August 28, 2007, 09:27:07 PM »

Hilda brought disgrace to her family when she was kicked out of MENSA for "juicing".
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Reticence is death. Don't think too long on that.

« Reply #11 on: September 14, 2008, 06:38:29 PM »

Hey Charlie! The dead one's full again!

(old joke, I know)

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Shake The Faith

« Reply #12 on: September 14, 2008, 06:43:41 PM »

Frida decided nasal porn wasn't for her...

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« Reply #13 on: September 14, 2008, 08:30:25 PM »

"Ah-ah-ah-ACHOO! ...Uh....a little help?"

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The sleep of reasoner breeds monsters.

« Reply #14 on: September 14, 2020, 08:49:46 AM »

Teach him not to leave me a tip.

Das was mich nicht umbringt, macht mich noch merkwürdiger. (What does not kill me makes me stranger.)
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