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« on: August 24, 2007, 02:12:53 PM »

Zombies all around
Can he get the girl AND live?
Mower does not fail


My first poem of any type, , ever..
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Raw bacon is GREAT! It's like regular bacon, only faster, and it doesn't burn the roof of your mouth!

Happiness is green text in the "Stuff To Watch For" section.

James James: The man so nice, they named him twice.

"Aw man, this thong is chafing my balls" -Lloyd Kaufman in Poultrygeist.

"There's always time for lubricant" -Orlando Jones in Evolution
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« Reply #1 on: August 25, 2007, 08:58:32 AM »

Karma for you for entering the world of bad (movie) haiku! You picked a great movie to start with also.

Here are some more:

Rat-monkey infects.
Father McGruder inspires:
"Kick ass for the Lord!"


Zombies procreate
Baby loves mischievous fun
But dies in blender
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Mr. DS
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Get this thread cleaned up or YOU'RE FIRED!!!


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« Reply #2 on: August 25, 2007, 06:36:00 PM »

Paquita's dog gone
His mother barfs up a tail
A son frets alone
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DarkSider's Realm
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« Reply #3 on: April 19, 2008, 08:25:16 PM »

lots of blood and guts
peter jackson is pretty great
lawnmowers kill fast
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Doggett
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« Reply #4 on: December 17, 2008, 08:14:40 AM »

This is called Braindead where I live.
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ghouck
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« Reply #5 on: August 25, 2009, 12:52:30 PM »

This is called Braindead where I live.

You suck at making Haiku .. . BounceGiggle
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Raw bacon is GREAT! It's like regular bacon, only faster, and it doesn't burn the roof of your mouth!

Happiness is green text in the "Stuff To Watch For" section.

James James: The man so nice, they named him twice.

"Aw man, this thong is chafing my balls" -Lloyd Kaufman in Poultrygeist.

"There's always time for lubricant" -Orlando Jones in Evolution
Doggett
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« Reply #6 on: August 25, 2009, 12:53:47 PM »

This is called Braindead where I live.

You suck at making Haiku .. . BounceGiggle

Yep.


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« Reply #7 on: January 03, 2010, 03:59:28 PM »

This is called Braindead where I live.

You suck at making Haiku .. . BounceGiggle

Yep.


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 TeddyR

The film "Dead Alive"
is also known as Braindead.
There, it's a haiku.
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« Reply #8 on: January 03, 2010, 08:42:40 PM »

A sweet love story.
For their second date they make
Lawnmower frappés.
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BROTHA NOOMSIE!!!


« Reply #9 on: January 23, 2010, 12:38:33 AM »

In a zombie film of yore
Was a 'Zealander with a mower.
He shredded the undead,
Painting his mansion red
And with a Latina he did score.
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« Reply #10 on: January 15, 2011, 05:01:29 PM »

Have lunch with ear pudding
Avoid being blackmailed
End up with the girl
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« Reply #11 on: May 19, 2011, 01:00:55 PM »

Leaping kung fu priest
so you kick ass for the lord?
no more touching kids!
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« Reply #12 on: May 19, 2011, 01:02:22 PM »

We are linked by fate
I saw it in the pencils
your mother ate my dog!
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