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A good bad movie is like popcorn for the soul!

« on: August 26, 2007, 02:34:57 PM »

A hearse is  a hearse
Unless it carries a curse
Tall Man drives alone.

"I'm always up for a little anarchy, as long as it's well-planned and carefully organized!"
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« Reply #1 on: March 20, 2008, 02:59:43 PM »

Creepy mortician
Making dead people shorter
Beware of the ball

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« Reply #2 on: April 04, 2008, 05:36:51 PM »

Its nice to see people who know really good movies, I have them all and even the cuda die cast. Tall Man rules, Phantasm 4 life............ Cheers
William Weird
« Reply #3 on: November 07, 2008, 01:17:09 PM »

Boyyyy! Boyyyy! Boyyyy! Boyyyy! Boyyyyyyyy!
Boyyyy! Boyyyy! Boyyyy! Boyyyy! Boyyyy! Boyyyy! Boyyyyyyyy!
Boyyyy! Boyyyy! Boyyyy! Boyyyy! Boyyyyyyyy!
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« Reply #4 on: January 26, 2009, 01:24:35 AM »

Ahh, Phantasm. My favorite movie. Saw a screening with all the actors a few months ago!

Your breath becomes cold
The Lady in Lavender
Shows you your maker
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« Reply #5 on: February 09, 2009, 09:52:26 PM »

Floating Silver Ball
Comes Flying Quickly, Like Dart...
A Hole In Your Head.
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It's a real cat and carrot situation

« Reply #6 on: March 02, 2009, 02:54:04 PM »

Tall Man gives life to
Dwarf slaves to work in dessert.
Who saw that coming?

Where the hell is that soothing music coming from?
Bad Movie Lover

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« Reply #7 on: March 24, 2009, 12:08:46 PM »

Tall Man's Shiny Balls
Will Make You As Dead As Sh*t
There Is No Escape
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