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Must have caffeine...


« on: August 31, 2007, 01:06:59 AM »



"Damn it, Whitey, what did your mother tell you about sticking your finger in a light socket?!"
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« Reply #1 on: August 31, 2007, 01:55:34 AM »

Now can I be in The Blue Man Group?
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Get this thread cleaned up or YOU'RE FIRED!!!


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« Reply #2 on: August 31, 2007, 07:38:55 AM »

88 MILES PER HOUR!!!
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« Reply #3 on: August 31, 2007, 08:14:50 AM »

The first starfleet documentation of Rigelian bed head
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eject...eject


« Reply #4 on: August 31, 2007, 05:32:40 PM »

The only smurf that was never mentioned, Scary Smurf.
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« Reply #5 on: September 03, 2007, 04:49:32 PM »

Glad to see Christopher Walken is still working.
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« Reply #6 on: September 03, 2007, 06:35:52 PM »

Rumor has it that Gary Busey's face will be used for the Michael Myers mask in the next HALLOWEEN movie.
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« Reply #7 on: September 03, 2007, 07:58:40 PM »

Sadly, Mike learned the horrible side effects or eating that meal from Willy Wanka.

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« Reply #8 on: September 07, 2007, 10:19:35 PM »

That David Bowie just never stops, does he?
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« Reply #9 on: September 08, 2007, 01:59:07 AM »


Tanning salons in the future prefer Day-Glow Blue to the 'old school' Bronze...
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« Reply #10 on: January 22, 2008, 12:31:39 AM »

Conan O'Brien has a terrible spray paint accident...
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The millionaires have unleashed themselves!


« Reply #11 on: February 01, 2008, 09:26:03 AM »

A special thanks to Albert Einstien, who has come out of death to be with us this evening.
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« Reply #12 on: February 01, 2008, 10:13:31 AM »

Brad Dourif is Mr. Freeze!
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