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Mr. DS
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Get this thread cleaned up or YOU'RE FIRED!!!

« on: September 04, 2007, 05:49:11 PM »

Figure I'd add this one in from The Day Time Ended...

Grant realized he took one too many acid hits at the Pink Floyd concert.
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« Reply #1 on: September 05, 2007, 12:29:39 AM »

"Dammit, now why is this thing here every time I open the broom closet?"
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I'm not this big, I'm just in the foreground

« Reply #2 on: September 05, 2007, 10:30:11 AM »

Oh man, Bad Trip!  Bad Trip!  I shouldn't have huffed that year old spray on butter!

Pull Da Stringks!  Pull Da Stringks!  Bevare!  Bevare of the Big Green Dragon That Sits On Your Doorstep!  He Eats Little Boys...Puppy Dog Tails...and BIG FAT SNAILS!
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« Reply #3 on: September 06, 2007, 12:20:59 AM »

Cue the intro music from the X-Files.

We all know Bill is a little nuts, but George has actually tasted them.
-Betty White at the William Shatner Roast
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« Reply #4 on: September 06, 2007, 08:26:06 AM »

The Blob looked rather stylish after it ate the Village People.

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It's not what you say, it's how you say it.

« Reply #5 on: September 06, 2007, 10:08:03 AM »

Wow, this far north the Aurora Borealis are really close to the ground!
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Reticence is death. Don't think too long on that.

« Reply #6 on: September 07, 2007, 08:59:24 PM »

Boomer would soon realize that teaching a giant man-'o-war how to shake hands was not the smartest idea he had ever had.

Ready your mind and steel your heart against failure; for it's the only thing from which you can truly grow.
« Reply #7 on: June 19, 2009, 09:10:09 PM »

I know the recipe called for a "large" chicken breast, but this is ridiculous.
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« Reply #8 on: June 21, 2009, 10:28:02 AM »

Disembodied Voice:  Behold, this portal will drag to to a place of hoplessness, despair, and torment
Man: Detroit?

At least, that's what Gary Busey told me...
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« Reply #9 on: June 22, 2009, 07:47:44 AM »

The Mythbusters Godzilla special required the largest quantity of ballistics gel they've ever used.

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