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« on: September 04, 2007, 05:49:11 PM »

Figure I'd add this one in from The Day Time Ended...



Grant realized he took one too many acid hits at the Pink Floyd concert.
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« Reply #1 on: September 05, 2007, 12:29:39 AM »

"Dammit, now why is this thing here every time I open the broom closet?"
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« Reply #2 on: September 05, 2007, 10:30:11 AM »

Oh man, Bad Trip!  Bad Trip!  I shouldn't have huffed that year old spray on butter!
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« Reply #3 on: September 06, 2007, 12:20:59 AM »

Cue the intro music from the X-Files.
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« Reply #4 on: September 06, 2007, 08:26:06 AM »

The Blob looked rather stylish after it ate the Village People.
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« Reply #5 on: September 06, 2007, 10:08:03 AM »

Wow, this far north the Aurora Borealis are really close to the ground!
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« Reply #6 on: September 07, 2007, 08:59:24 PM »

Boomer would soon realize that teaching a giant man-'o-war how to shake hands was not the smartest idea he had ever had.
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« Reply #7 on: June 19, 2009, 09:10:09 PM »




I know the recipe called for a "large" chicken breast, but this is ridiculous.
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« Reply #9 on: June 22, 2009, 07:47:44 AM »

The Mythbusters Godzilla special required the largest quantity of ballistics gel they've ever used.
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