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« on: November 29, 2010, 03:49:27 PM »

There is no way out of here.
It will be dark soon.
There is no way out of here.

(The movie saved me the work by making its own haiku!)
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"...the luscious love melons of Linnea Quigley are back on the screen in 'Sexbomb,' except that she's no longer Linnea Quigley. She's billed simply as 'Linnea'... So, you might be wondering, where is Linnea Qui... I mean, Linnea? She's exactly where we would expect, wandering around through the background with her breasts hanging out. She's got maybe, oh, eight words to say in this movie, and most of them are 'Here, I brought you some coffee.'"-Joe Bob on SEXBOMB
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« Reply #1 on: December 22, 2010, 08:51:19 AM »

The Master's a jerk.
Torgo begs on bent knees.
Boy, that must hurt, dude!
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« Reply #2 on: December 22, 2010, 10:28:38 PM »

The master would not approve.
No!  The child must live!
You failed us.  Now you must die!
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« Reply #3 on: December 22, 2010, 10:30:57 PM »

Oh wait.. isn't it supposed to be 5 syllables, 7 syllables, then 5 syllables?  D'oh!
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« Reply #4 on: December 23, 2010, 03:36:30 PM »

Oh wait.. isn't it supposed to be 5 syllables, 7 syllables, then 5 syllables?  D'oh!

Everything is upside-down in the world of Manos.  Wink
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"...the luscious love melons of Linnea Quigley are back on the screen in 'Sexbomb,' except that she's no longer Linnea Quigley. She's billed simply as 'Linnea'... So, you might be wondering, where is Linnea Qui... I mean, Linnea? She's exactly where we would expect, wandering around through the background with her breasts hanging out. She's got maybe, oh, eight words to say in this movie, and most of them are 'Here, I brought you some coffee.'"-Joe Bob on SEXBOMB
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« Reply #5 on: December 24, 2010, 04:18:48 AM »

I guess Manos really doesn't deserve a proper haiku.  Man, that film sucks!
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« Reply #6 on: August 20, 2011, 12:44:01 PM »

                            Stripes on underwear
                            Slowest catfight ever filmed
                            Wild Manos babes.
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