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« on: September 13, 2007, 03:34:30 PM »



We feel no pain!!!!
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« Reply #1 on: September 13, 2007, 05:27:26 PM »

" 'Cause This Is Thriller, Thriller Night
And No One's Gonna Save You From The Beast About To Strike."
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« Reply #2 on: September 13, 2007, 06:12:52 PM »

There's gotta be an easier way to get maple syrup.
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« Reply #3 on: September 13, 2007, 09:51:10 PM »

"Shrinkage is not an issue in this dojo.  Is it?"

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« Reply #4 on: September 13, 2007, 10:18:33 PM »

Hey, Rocky Balboa's over there!!!  Maybe he can train us to fight the Russian Karate team...
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« Reply #5 on: September 14, 2007, 12:01:11 AM »

Here we see the shirtless karate masters in their natural habitat.  The cameraman had to be careful not to alarm them, as they have been known to maul, gore, and roundhouse those who get too close.
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« Reply #6 on: September 16, 2007, 02:24:08 AM »



Where the Chinese Chippendale dancers go to train their kung fu and dry hump fat women.
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« Reply #7 on: September 16, 2007, 08:00:50 AM »

The Master:  Yes my students, soon you will master the hard nipple poke attack. 
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« Reply #8 on: September 16, 2007, 10:13:12 AM »

wong looks on at his sinister crazy glue attack with pride...
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« Reply #9 on: September 16, 2007, 10:14:45 PM »

Survivor: Siberia suffered in the ratings due to poor planning and a lack of hot babe contestants. Jef Probst was eaten during a Tribal Council early on.
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« Reply #10 on: September 17, 2007, 04:06:29 PM »

DIE YOU DAMN SQUIRELLS!

or...

We all deserve Baconators!
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« Reply #11 on: September 20, 2007, 07:48:08 AM »

Master: "I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK, I sleep all night and I work all day!"
Apprentices: "HE'S A LUMBERJACK AND HE'S OK, HE SLEEPS ALL NIGHT AND HE WORKS ALL DAY!"
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« Reply #12 on: September 20, 2007, 11:00:14 AM »

Master: "I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK, I sleep all night and I work all day!"
Apprentices: "HE'S A LUMBERJACK AND HE'S OK, HE SLEEPS ALL NIGHT AND HE WORKS ALL DAY!"

Choice.  Karma to you
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« Reply #13 on: September 20, 2007, 06:18:34 PM »

Trees - the only thing they are good for is making your hands stronger.
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« Reply #14 on: September 20, 2007, 09:12:20 PM »

The truth about imported Chinese lumber, next on 20/20.
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