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« Reply #15 on: September 17, 2007, 06:00:24 AM »

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« Reply #16 on: September 17, 2007, 08:14:29 AM »

Damn you Martha Stewart, damn you to hell!

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Soon, your brain will turn to jelly.

« Reply #17 on: September 17, 2007, 12:21:29 PM »

So he wants me in the kitchen barefoot and pregnant huh?! We'll see about that.

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« Reply #18 on: September 17, 2007, 04:58:10 PM »

Jessica stuffs her agent in the oven after he convinces her that appearing in RISE OF THE SILVER SURFER would be a good career move.

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« Reply #19 on: September 17, 2007, 06:11:42 PM »

Let's see if you still chant "Zuul, zuullll" after three hours at max!!!

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Oh the humanity!

« Reply #20 on: December 12, 2007, 08:59:06 AM »

Jessica wanted so badly to fire her lazur,
unfortunately all she could do was scream at her TV dinner.


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« Reply #21 on: December 12, 2007, 10:03:36 AM »

The goggles, they do nothing.
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One monster with extra cheese, hold the plot.

« Reply #22 on: December 19, 2007, 04:52:10 PM »

I've been resisting the urge...I can't do it anymore.


I think that one wins XD

Probably not the best way to treat a brain freeze

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« Reply #23 on: December 19, 2007, 10:01:49 PM »

There's GOTTA be a better way to whiten my teeth....

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Where's that brick.......

« Reply #24 on: December 20, 2007, 11:43:18 PM »

After year of repressing her core of primal animalistic rage under layers of incessant cheerfulness and repeating the mantra "EVOO, EVOO, EVOO....", Rachael Ray finally snaps on the set of 30 Minute Meals.

blah blah stuff blah blah obscure pop culture reference blah blah clever turn of phrase blah blah bad pun blah blah bad link blah blah zzzz.....
I am APOCALYPSE, mutant! And.. um.. well hello there!
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Howdy sugah!

« Reply #25 on: November 05, 2009, 04:47:09 AM »

"Celebrity Roasts" took on a whole new meaning when she set William Shatner to Broil at 475 for an hour and 52 minutes.

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Get this thread cleaned up or YOU'RE FIRED!!!

« Reply #26 on: November 05, 2009, 09:10:00 PM »

I'm making a pot roast...take that PETA MUHAHAHAHAHA!

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« Reply #27 on: November 28, 2009, 04:56:48 AM »

Taken from the remake of The Eye with Alba... Sigh...

those celebrities and their tanning beds

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