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Joe the Destroyer
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« on: September 14, 2007, 01:35:11 AM »

Taken from the remake of The Eye with Alba... Sigh...



The Betty Crocker box actually called for "one cup of lemon cream," not "one blood-curdling scream."
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« Reply #1 on: September 14, 2007, 02:14:41 AM »
as if the fridge wasn't enough...now I gotta know if the light goes off when I close the oven door.  ARGH!!
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« Reply #2 on: September 14, 2007, 02:58:42 AM »
BAKE YOU DAMN COOKIES.....BAAAAAAAAAAAAKKKKEEEE!!!!
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« Reply #3 on: September 14, 2007, 07:29:55 AM »
Jessica Alba plays a young Martha Stewart in Rob Zombie's House of 1000 Fallen Souffles.
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« Reply #4 on: September 14, 2007, 08:12:45 AM »


FLAME ON!, whoops wrong character.
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« Reply #5 on: September 14, 2007, 11:19:25 AM »
WHERES THE DAMN MILK!! Oh wait, this isn't the refrigerator...
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« Reply #6 on: September 14, 2007, 12:00:57 PM »
I've been resisting the urge...I can't do it anymore.


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« Reply #7 on: September 14, 2007, 03:18:23 PM »
First Sigourney Weaver's refriegrator was the portal to Hell, now Jessica Alba's oven...Next, it could be your waffle iron!!!
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« Reply #8 on: September 14, 2007, 03:53:06 PM »
I found Narnia! The movie lied!
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« Reply #9 on: September 14, 2007, 06:12:13 PM »
"This was soooo much easier with my easy bake oven."
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« Reply #10 on: September 14, 2007, 06:35:03 PM »


Hansel looked on, horrified, as Gretel let out a primal scream into the firey oven where she shoved poor old Mrs shoemacher.  She stole her gold and later accused her of witchery.  Hansel never spoke a word of what he really saw go down that night, but it would haunt his dreams forever
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« Reply #11 on: September 14, 2007, 09:24:53 PM »
"This... lasagna... contains...       MEAT!!!!!"
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« Reply #12 on: September 14, 2007, 11:10:30 PM »
forrest! a pilot light is not a landing light from a plane!
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« Reply #13 on: September 15, 2007, 07:41:31 AM »
Jessica learns that when the oven is turned up to 475, it's a good idea to stand back somewhat when opening the door.
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« Reply #14 on: September 17, 2007, 04:25:45 AM »
"Popinfresh! Noooooo!"
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