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Allhallowsday
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« on: September 13, 2007, 10:55:35 PM »

At supper tonight on the beach in ASBURY PARK, NEW JERSEY, I asked the group of friends: "What are the World's greatest oxymorons?"  One smartass suggested: "Bobby Sherman's Greatest Hits!"   BounceGiggle 

My suggestions were:
ARMY INTELLIGENCE
ENGLISH CUISINE
LESBIAN HUMOR... 

What are some of the WORLD's other GREATEST OXYMORONS ???
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Joe the Destroyer
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« Reply #1 on: September 13, 2007, 11:51:41 PM »

Microsoft Works
Reality TV
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« Reply #2 on: September 14, 2007, 12:32:11 AM »

Chinese Civil Rights
Honorable Politician
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CheezeFlixz
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Pathetic Earthlings


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« Reply #3 on: September 14, 2007, 01:11:50 AM »

To name some of 100's

Tax Return
Jumbo Shrimp
Pretty Ugly
Head Butt
Working Vacation
Fine Mess
Virtual Reality
Act Naturally
balding hair
Government Organization
Alone Together
Work Party
ironwood
Living Dead
Same Difference
Plastic Glass
Peace Force

and my all time fav ...

Happily married
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Allhallowsday
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« Reply #4 on: September 14, 2007, 09:21:03 AM »

Microsoft Works
Reality TV
BounceGiggle Thumbup
Political party
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IzzyDedjet
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« Reply #5 on: September 14, 2007, 12:37:42 PM »



It's a bad attempt, but it IS an oxy moron...of sorts
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« Reply #6 on: September 16, 2007, 10:43:46 AM »

white chocolate
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Oookaay...


« Reply #7 on: September 16, 2007, 10:35:54 PM »

fun fact
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« Reply #8 on: September 16, 2007, 10:40:35 PM »

cheap gas? lol

FAIR TAX
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« Reply #9 on: September 17, 2007, 07:43:51 AM »

feeling logical
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« Reply #10 on: September 17, 2007, 08:05:37 AM »

Here's one I keep seeing on banners around here :

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